Sasuke's...Problem
A/N: Just a little drabble. Hotaru and I were chatting on Google Talk ( RPing as Sasuke and Naruto really) and this randomly came to me.
That damn dobe! There was no way he could cover this up, and there was no way he was going to the hospital to have them healed. But what the hell was he supposed to do? No chance in hell of covering them up with make-up; he didn't own any and Uchiha men don't wear make-up damnit.
Shaking his head Sasuke finished getting dressed and glared at the sleeping fox in his bed as he contemplated what he was going to do about the massive hickie farm that was planted all over his face and chest. He didn't own any close-chest shirts; they had all been shredded during training or other…activities.
With a scowl he decided to just ignore them. Besides who in their right mind would question him? His glare and cold exterior kept everyone at arm's length for the most part. As long as the dobe didn't say anything during the Team 7 reunion it would all work out.
Nodding to himself, Sasuke allowed a smug smirk to cross his face as he proceeded to pour ice cold water over his sleeping teammate. The scream that filled the air caused his smirk to widen as he put the first part of his cover up plan into action. Step one: Silence the Dobe.
Sasuke chuckled quietly to himself as he and the dobe walked up to where Sakura was waiting. This morning's talk had turned out just as he hoped; the dobe would say nothing in fear of his tongue being removed. The sad part was the damn idiot was only scared of not being able to taste his precious ramen; God the idiot was addicted to that shit. That was beside the point; all that mattered was no one would question him about his…hickie problem, and it would stay a complete mystery, because let's face it, no one was brave enough to question the cold, ruthless last Uchiha.
"Sasuke-kun! What's wrong with your face!" Sakura's worried cry broke Sasuke out of his smug thoughts and sent him spiraling into shock.
…I stand corrected... He thought as Sakura rushed up to him her eyes filled with worry. Vaguely he could hear the blonde idiot snickering in the background as he sputtered and panicked for an excuse.
Finally he stuttered out a response. "It's an allergic reaction"
Raising an eyebrow in question, Sakura had a puzzled look on her face, "Demo Sasuke-kun… I'm your medic and I know for a fact you weren't allergic to anything on your last visit. What could you possibly be allergic to that wasn't tested for?"
By now Naruto was laughing hysterically in the background as sweat began dripping down Sasuke's face. Finally giving in he let out a sigh as he uttered a low reply.
"Foxes"
Sakura blinked in confusion as Naruto sputtered from his place on the ground where he had face-planted.
Owari
