Chapter 1

Inside his room Morty sleeps calmly while the darkness of night fills his room and the moonlight softly hits his face . Morty's grandpa Rick rushes into the room and turns the light on "m-mMorty Morty " he stumbles over to Morty flask in hand. Morty startled wakes up and freaks out "aahhh Rick what's what's going on Rick ahh I I .." Rick puts his hand on Morty's face and "shhhhh *urp*hh shush baby bird we're gonna go on an adventure " Morty pushes Rick's hand off his face and shakes his hands " whaat I cant Rick I told you tomorrow is my big spanish test I have to be well rested its 70% of my grade Rick if I don't pass i'll I'll fail the class" "Morty I need you to come with me you can pass spanish next year" " Noo!, Rick mom said if I fail I have to take summer school and we can't go on adventures anymore because that would make you a bad influence". Rick takes a swig from his flask burps and pours the rest out on the floor. " Yeah that would, listen Morty I told you how I feel about school bro! Besides this will only take a few hours and if you go with me I'll give you a tapeworm alright Morty you want that you want a tape worm" Rick smiles as he says this but Morty is just in shock "ww-wwhat ahh i don't know Rick um tapeworms are pretty risky um right" Rick face palms and exhales "jeez Morty not those tapeworms and not to mention how would a parasite even help you pass spanish Morty i mean Geez you've really out dumbed yourself this time ,no Morty this tapeworm is a chip it gives you knowledge of the entire spanish language Morty all of it que allmo to tu padre got it alright I'll give you an A in your exam and make your mom happy all you have to do is play a videogame with me Morty and you will even get to pass your dumb exam sounds easy doesn't it huh Morty a video game you like that ". Rick starts nudging Morty "huh huh win win here I get something you get something huh "

"Alright Rick ok stop" Morty pushes Ricks arm off and gets out of bed and stands up "I I don't get it Rick why does our adventure require my Gamebox 1000" ."come on Morty I'll show you ",Rick grabs his arm and drags Morty to the garage "Alright Morty hand the thing over Morty " Rick frowns and closes the door " ghosh M-morty you can't even close the door whatever just hand me that damn box. " sssorry Rick I forgot to close it " " it's cool Morty " "here take it just be careful with it" Morty hands the console over to Rick who starts hooking the game box into two gray placemats on the floor. He looks at Morty" since you asked Morty I need this because this overpriced calculator is gonna help grandpa meet a friend". " oh ... ahh who's your friend huh Rick um an intergalactic basement dweller ha or like an online space troll" Rick frowns "god Morty didn't know you had it in you " he shakes his head " ahh geez what Rick" " that basement dweller lost his legs fighting against the galactic government and now spends his time crippled playing a online rpc or whatever raising gold for orphans while you sit here making bland jokes Morty " Rick flips the placemats on and Morty hangs his head down and looks at the floor " ahhhh geezz Ric didnt know man i'm sorry" " yeah you should be Morr *burp* ty I mean jesus , look I'm just gonna let you sit in your shame while I hook these game pads up".

Rick rips open the game box " wwwoow Rick that game box costs $400 ahh man ohohhh " Morty starts freaking out so Rick puts his hands on Morty's shoulders " calm down Morty ok alright buddy it's cool I'm not gonna hurt your virginity box " Rick attached pink crystal onto the game box. " wait um Rick why are you putting crystalised zanthanite on my game box wouldn't um we need like an alien console to play the game like connecting hardware to software we don't have makes no sense ".Rick continues to put the box together but scoffs " oh then what would we do huh Morty you're the scientist right huh huh huh Morty you want to tell me what we should do huh bud please sir explain to me your great knowledge huh huh" "ok ok ok ok look Rick I get it sorry geez " " yeah I bet you are sorry punk " Morty's eyes water and he turns away from Rick " ahh Geez Rick I feel like you're being even meaner than usual I mean come on lay off me " Rick stands up and stares at Morty " I feel... I feel! what are you your sister maybe I should get her, she could do this without your stupid questions" Morty shakes his head "no no I'm cool I'm cool" Rick laughs " I thought so,alright box boy stand on this pad " Morty stepped on and asked" whhat are we gonna play ddr or something" Rick stepped on his pad "do you see any dice here Morty want to make a character sheet and roll a 20 you nerd , god Morty are you all Jerry no we are going into the game" Morty looks confused as Rick hits the button on his remote and Rick and Morty are both frozen still the laser pixelates them both into the game.