Diclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter. As for bad poetry,
I don't own it either.

A/N- I wrote this sooo long ago. It's on my web page,
but I didn't put up the address in the author thingy
cuz it sucks!!! My sister laughed so hard when she heard
this. See what I have to live with? Now you know why
my writing sucks......


Welcome all first years!
To this castle, you're new!
But in the seven years you'll be here,
Hogwarts will become a second home to you!
So when your name is called,
You can run, jump or walk,
Place me on your head, you'll find,
We'll have a little talk.
If you hear me call Slytherin,
That is where you'll go,
Anyone with cunning or determination,
Here is where you'll show.
Or if I hollar Ravenclaw,
You'll call this house home
If you fancy yourself smart or wise,
You'll never be alone.
You could be told HufflePuff,
With the house colour yellow,
You'll find just, loyal people here,
Who always act mellow.
Maybe I'll shout Gryffindor,
For this is where the brave dwell.
If you've got the nerve to be here,
I'll be able to tell!
So step up here quickly,
We haven't time to spare!
Think of the house you want to be in,
I just might put you there!
Because I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat,
I facy myself on being right!
Though I'm not clean or pretty,
I can sort you all in just one night!


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