i feel a little stubid whriteing this but i have thout of some funney things for pokemon lol sry in advance for the bad spelling im dislexec(2 years later...no realy 2 years later..)...i fixed it!

Ash and co. get lost in the place that was seen in that inuyasha esp. with the sacred alchol(im beeing realy pasofic)

One day Ash and co. ver 2.5 (subsbtion of being in new season . . .)...(I WAS WRONG)(Brock,Max,May,Misty) were on there way to the nerest gym when they see a wired haze on the harizen WARNING RANDOM STUPIDEDY AHEAD!

Brock: Hey guys what is that?

May: I dont know.

Ash: It's probly just some fog.

Misty: Yea your right...

(so they keep walking along)

Misty: Whooo the roads geting steep!

Brock: Yea.

Ash: Eh nothing we cant handel!

Misty and May thinking:(sigh Ash so much confedence!)at the same time they almost say out loud

Ash: Huh, you guys say something?

Misty and May thinking: (eep!) and then said; No!

Brock: Nope.

Max: Not me.

Brock: It's starting to get late.

May: Hmm? Realy didnt notice...i feel a little funney..

Max: Arg me to..

Brock: Now that you mention it me too...

Ash: Well we feel just fine right Misty?

Misty: Ehhhh not realy...

(oh boy there getting groggy! (but realy says with as little intrist as possable) )

Ash: Guys are you alright..

Brock:I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAIL ROAD ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY! (Brock sang while pounding his head on a bolder)

Ash: Rrrrrrrrrrrrright... Max,Misty,May you o...(he was interuped by...)

May and Misty: OH ASH KATCHUM we loooove youuuuu!

Ash: WHAT!

Misty and may: We said we love you !

(Misty kissed Ash on the cheek)

Ash studders: I..I..

May: Eeek oh yea well!

(May kisses Ash on the lips)

(Ash blushed)

Ash studders more: b.da..wha!

(oh sorry and max and pikachu)

(Pikachu repeaedly jumps off rock flaping his arms becasue he thingks hes a piggeot)

(Max screams chewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!repeatedly because well he thingks hes a pikachu)

(Misty giggled then french kisses Ash)

Ash thinking: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? There all acking like there...drunk? but how...hmmmmmmm..could it be the haze?sigh cant do anying about it and who cares this is niiiice...

(so this pretty much gose on for hours on end Max screeming chewwww loadly in to the night, Pikachu jumping off a rock, Brock pounding his head agenst a bolder, and May and Misty taking turns kissing ash each more exream then the next(please remane your thoughts at PG thank you)

(the next morning may and misty wake up first)

May and Misty: Arg my head why is Ash wareing... EEEEEEP! Thats are lip stick..OH MY GOD! We kissed him ack! (they start whipeing the kissy marks off)

(the reson ash wasnt wakeing up is because he was in a love coma with dark dark red face harts for peupuls(eye centers)and swirls in his eyes ( yea, yea i know dumb! but just trying to but picture in your head) )

(brock is in a coma with 5000 lumps stacked on top of each other on his head)

(max hurt his voice box from screaming "CHEWWWWW" over and over and over and over and...)

(Ash started twiching and droooooling)

May: Uh oh hes wakeing up!

Misty: Oh no and there still some marks on him!

Ash: Eh, Ah, Awwww my head! Eww why is there?... Oh yea last night.

Misty and May: Eeep plz dont te..

Ash: To save us all alot of embaresment lets just pertend this all didnt hapen ok?

May and Misty: Thanks ash...(both give a peck on the cheeks)

Ash: Eh heh heh heh...

(and pikachu is broosed head to toe from oh come you know)

(after Pikachu becomes contress and Brock out of his coma the only ones who have any idea of what happend last night were Ash,Misty,May)

(so they set out and continue there jorney misty and may are a little behind)

Misty: So may you like ash?

(May blushed)

May: Yea.. but you loove him!

Misty: Eh heh heh(Misty blushed)

May: Dont worry i wont tell if you wont.

Misty: That right you wont! Cause i have dirt on you!

May: Same here stubid. naaahhhn she said as she mocked her.

Misty: Humph!

THE END...of this one..