One metric fuck-tonne of Irish Overwatch shenanigans
I saw a fanfiction a while ago, and it was a crossover between Jacksepticeye Co. And star wars. I'm just doing the same thing but with Overwatch...
Jack was in the middle of recording his latest Overwatch video. He was attempting to play a couple matches of Overwatch whilst using a muscle stimulator. "Okay, we're traveling to Nepal – and we're gonna win this round! Hopefully, maybe, I should be sssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, ah ha ha, owww" he yelled as the muscle stimulator kicked in. However, a stimulator came loose, and the shock made jack jerk forward, and the stimulator brushed the metal grille of his Corsair computer. The tiny spark suddenly made his computer explode in a Shockwave of light and electricity, propelling jack from one side of the room to the other, knocking him out cold. In another flash of light and electricity, jack disappeared. The Overwatch disc from his pc, rolled around the room, before falling over where jack's body used to be.
Jack stirred to find himself falling through a vortex of electricity. Memories flashed through his mind of all his Overwatch experience. Then he started seeing memories that weren't his own. They seemed like his memories, but of another life. Suddenly, an unseen force yanked him in to reality, and he landed in a room nearly identical to his recording studio. "Jesus fuck me..." he groaned, and looked up to see him??? "oh, I know you, you're me from earth 1 – the one who swears a lot" jack 2 said. "I've watched enough TV and shit to know I'm not in my world, which begs the ever important question of WHERE THE FUCK AM I???" jack 1 asked. "I'll explain this simply. On your way here, you saw different memories. They are my memories. Every person exists in a dimension, with some exceptions. When a person travels from one dimension to another, they are given the memories of their doppelganger, ensuring the illusion of their own dimension being the only dimension: it's cause and effect" jack 2 explained.
"As for where you are," jack 2 continued, "I'll let you hazard a guess. Look at the cars and people outside". Jack 1 separated the venetian blinds, and saw hovering cars, and robots walking or hovering alongside people. "Am I in a dimension where Overwatch is reality" Jack asked his other self. "Yeah. Speaking of which, like D.VA, you're still a big time gamer, but a part time Overwatch agent as well" the second jack explained. "wait, just for confirmation: are reaper, widow maker, sombra, and doomfist, terrorists for talon?" jack 1 asked. "No, they aren't, Why???" J2 asked. "In my universe, Overwatch has cannon and non-cannon, like fiction and nonfiction. Cannon has die, die, die and co. As agents of talon, and non-cannon has them as members of Overwatch. I just wanted to check so I don't run screaming, or try cutting captain falcon into sushi" J1 asked. "See, already thinking like a dimensional traveller," jack 2 smiled, "by the way; mark, bob, and wade are here too – your mark, bob, and wade. My versions are briefing them about all this, working for Overwatch, gaming, etc."
"I have something else to give you, your – well, my weapon of choice," he pulled out a small metal tube, a similar size to a TV remote, "it's practically a lightsaber, the one from the star wars kylo ren voiceover. I'll take you into the garden, it should come to you naturally" jack 2 said, showing him the crossguard lightsaber, and putting it in his hand. They walked out into the garden, and jack 1 activated it, with a crackle of unstable, green, energy, and a growling roar. He swung it around lightly, the hilt slightly heavy in his hand. He deactivated it and held it at his side. "Am I here permanently, or temporarily?" He asked, querying his interdimensional status. "That is for you to decide. I'm your doppelganger, videos will stay the same. Everything is the same here, just with the presence of Overwatch. If you do want to stay, It'd be no different to your old life, and you remember everything I do, so people will be convinced". Jack 1 mulled it over.
"6 months: I'll stay for 6 months, and we'll meet up, and I'll let you know how I feel about all this" jack 1 said. "Cool. Mark, bob, and wade will meet you in town, at the abandoned warehouse. You can discuss abilities and all that. One other thing, because I really wanted to go for it, here's your helmet" jack 2 gave him a kylo ren helmet, and a green cloak with a cowl. "I'm really getting a kylo fan vibe off of you," jack 1 said, getting the duffel bag he used off a shelf. Putting the helmet and cloak inside, and clipping the lightsaber to his belt loop, he turned around to find no jack 2, but a piece of paper on the desk. "had to go, staying longer could disrupt multiverse, wheels are outside" it read. Jack separated the blinds again, to find a green Audi R8 outside. Walking to the door, picked some keys up of the side. Getting into the car, he saw the abandoned warehouse address, a began driving to town.
Having been initially confused by the addition and subtraction of half a dozen roads, jack turned to his sat have for help. He eventually moved through town, getting friendly hello's from locals he knew. He pulled up to the abandoned warehouse, finding no other people or cars nearby. About 5 or so minutes passed before he heard a car pulling up. It was purple with yellow tyres, so it had to be bob aka muyskerm. He shifted out of the car to see jack. "Interdimensional shit happen while you were playing Overwatch???" bob asked. "yeah, that sums it up," jack shrugged, "so what super cools shit did you get???". "I'm the human embodiment of prop Hunt" he said, before in a blue flash of light, he become an identical copy of his car. "Holy shit, that is awesome". "I know," bob said, reverting to his human body, "what'd you get for Christmas???". Jack got his helmet and cloak out of the car, put them on, and activated his lightsaber. "i don't know if I can use the force or not" jack said, " 'the fuck happened to my voice? This is awesome!!!" Jack said, deactivating the lightsaber, and taking off the helmet. "Your doppelganger has a star wars fixation" bob said.
" "The can man and happy-go-lucky ren" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue if you ask me" the familiar voice of wade rang out. "What did the wizard give you, wade???" jack regretted the question, and the area around him and bob, turned to darkness. Jack activated his lightsaber to provide light. In the classic horror film nature, the two looked up to see the bogeyman overhead. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?" Jack yelled, trying to slice it to pieces. The darkness lifted, and the bogeyman leapt to the floor, before in a red flash, he turned into wade. "I am the bogeyman, and apparently my doppelganger once made Reaper scream like a girl" he said. "Now where the hell is mark???" jack said. No sooner had he said it, a massive sonic boom erupted overhead. Then mark landed on the floor, "oh, hello..." he said. He was wearing a pink and black version of the iron man suit from the avengers, the one from the alien invasion. All the red was now pink, and the gold was now black. Everything was the same, apart from the head, where a small pink moustache had been painted just above where his mouth would be. The suit then opened up and mark jumped out.
"I think you got the cool hand-me-downs" wade said. "So to clarify: Irish jedi," jack gestured to himself, "prop man," he pointed at bob, "bogeyman red," he swung his lightsaber at wade, who flashed into bogeyman form, "and starkiplier" he finished, flicking his finger against the helmet of the suit, deactivating his lightsaber. "Aw, shit. The Overwatch base is all the way in Gibraltar. Unless..." he looked at wade. "Why's jack looking at me like that" wade whispered to mark, "I think he wants you to teleport us to Gibraltar" mark shrugged, in a normal voice. "the bogeyman can teleport, now do your golden Freddie shit an put us in Gibraltar". Wade sighed, "okay, okay, everyone grab on. Everyone grabbed on to wade, as he became the thing that nightmares were made of – if nightmares were 7 foot, had 6 inch nails, and could snap your neck and your sleep, and even you wouldn't know. Anywho, they held onto his arm, and they were surrounded by red mist, as is constricted around them, before they vanished, on their way to Gibraltar...
This was a good first chapter, I think this could develop RR, AND ENJOY,
GRANDMASTERVENOM
