Top Ten Reasons Why Not To Pursue A Hunter
10 There are so many other girls out there.
9 They hate guys and will do something nasty to you- probably involving arrows and something you might need later on in life.
8 They go out hunting. Even if you somehow stalk them without their noticing, they're in the woods. At night. With wild animals. And monsters. All of which will kill you while you sleep.
7 Strength in numbers. 30 of them. One of you. A gang of ARMED angry girls is far worse than your worst nightmares.
6 Did I mention the hunting knives? Which they are trained to use?
5 They have wolves. Unless you would like to experience the sensation of teeth ripping through your skin and into your flesh, stay away.
4 They are armed. With bows and arrows. And are excellent at archery. Do not get on their bad side-FLIRTING- or they will kill you. No questions asked.
3 A lot of them are descended from gods. This means godly powers. Chasing a daughter of Zeus=electrocution. Legacy of Apollo=arrow embedded in your skull from 50 yards away. And a daughter of Iapatus? (I has no idea if this would happen, but… maybe.) You'll have a spear in your stomach if you try to touch her.
2 Immortal maiden. Not going to happen.
1 The last thing you want is an angry goddess pursuing you. Would you like to be a jackalope? Or be turned into a bear and hunted down by your friends?
I thought not. Now think before you flirt! (APOLLO!)
This was something weird I came up with. It's not a response to Thalico. I actually don't mind that. It's not canon, but there's far worse things for me to devote my time, effort, and writing skills to (read: FLAMES). For example, 100 Ways Percabeth Broke Up. While I'm sure Percabeth is heading for rough waters in MoA, this is a piece of crap. And I've told her this (somewhat) nicely, as have many other people, the majority of which have asked her to stop and to get the horrible thing off of Fanfiction. She's not listening, and I'm devoting the rest of the week toward a response. She has the right to her own opinion, of course, but I have the right to my own. And my opinion- see above.
With that rant done, let's move on to the real reason I wrote this: APOLLO. Gods, he's horrible with women. "Smooth" or whatever, but more annoying than anything else. I mean, I like him when he's not being flirty, but when he is….
Now, about my other stories… I'll get to them. Traitor is my priority, though I'm not writing it right now. Distorted is being annoying. I just lost the will to write that one (FOR NOW) because I'm using a weird writing style for me. I do have the ideas for that, though. Just not into the writing style. Almost like writing a formal paper. Good Boy! is going to be easy to write, because that's all planned out, though I have no idea what adventures they're going to have. I'll think of something. IN MANHATTAN! Maybe… I have other stories I want to write, but i just can't right now. Not if you want to get a new chapter for a story every other week (or so).
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