The first time it happened, Severus was woefully unprepared. It had been the morning of the last day of school and his mind was on the fact that he was about to start a summer of potion brewing and experiments. Also, he wouldn't have to deal with the brats that were his students till the next fall. He definitely hadn't been expecting any mail; the only thing he received anymore were the occasional shipment of potion supplies and a few scientific journal publications about potions. which is why he was entirely supersized, though he did not show it, that an owl flew towards him during the morning meal and dropped an envelope next to his bowl of porridge.

Snape new right away what horror had been dropped before him, but for all that was magical he could not fathom why he had been sent a howler. Normally he wouldn't get howler from upset parents yelling at him for failing their child for at least another week. Despite his confusion, which lost him a few second of time, he knew he would not want this to open in the great hall. The edges were already smoking as he attempted to get up from the table. He was stopped by a quizzical McGonagall asking what he had been sent. As he showed her the envelope, in an attempt to get her to move out of his way, the envelope lit its self on fire. Instead of the screeching of an angry parent that he had been expecting, a very loud song started to echo out.

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you want my future forget my past
If you wanna get with me better make it fast
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

What do you think about that now you know how I feel
Say you can handle my love are you for real
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
Really really wanna zigazig ha

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's a story from a to z, you wanna get with me
You gotta listen carefully
We got em in the place who likes it in your face
We got g like mc who likes it on an
Easy v doesn't come for free, she's a real lady
And as for me you'll see
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
You gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover"

The entire hall was in a shocked silence as the song came to an end, and even for a few second after, before a student bust out laughing. Severus's face turned a shade of scarlet as he tried, and failed, to find the fist to laugh. Especially as more students broke out of their daze and joined in. Even if many of the students didn't know the song, the majority of them ended up joining in the laughter. Snape's gaze quickly found its way towards the Weasley twins, but then he though that while this was very likely something they would do, it was not something he thought they did do. It felt odd not to suspect the twins, but the song was entirely to muggle for them. Oh, he had no doubt that they had more muggle knowledge then many of their pure blood peers, but the song that was chosen was, unfortunately, not one of the things he thought they would know.

Severus grumbled under his breath. Without the twins as suspect, the number of students he thought it might be was very slim and as the student would be leaving in just a few hours, he did not really have the time to find, much less dole out punishment to, the culprit. All he could do was glare at every student that chuckled at him through out the day. He only hoped that the summer would be long enough for the students to have forgotten this incident.