I'm back babes! I hope you missed me!
Just so you know, I don't hate Blaine, I want to marry him, but he is so interesting to write as bad/evil.
This will probably be based strongly on my recent stupidity, so that I can make it as realistic as possible, but with a few changes.
I don't own Glee.
How was it that Kurt Hummel, the innocent, pure, Muppet-faced, Kurt Hummel came to be known as a slut? The boy hadn't even had a boyfriend until a couple of months ago. After all, there weren't that many gay guys near where Kurt lived, let alone out guys! But Kurt got a little wild when he drank, and if he smoked weed, he was worse.
It was a totally wrong label for Kurt. He was all but a slut, but the only people that knew the full, true story were Kurt, Mercedes… and Noah Puckerman.
Kurt saw within a matter of weeks, that Blaine was totally wrong for him.
They were constantly fighting about Blaine's flirting nature, how little they saw each other, politics, their parents, and when Kurt would give up the big V to Blaine.
Blaine was constantly pressuring Kurt into sex. The furthest Kurt would go was to give Blaine hand jobs, and the occasional blow job, but as it turned out, it wasn't enough for Blaine.
One Friday night, as Kurt arrived at the place Blaine was staying, Kurt walked straight in to Blaine's bedroom, without knocking. This was a huge mistake, and what Kurt saw his first boyfriend doing, would never leave his memory.
The tall, slim, very attractive boy was pushed up against the headboard, his head cocked to the side, facing the door. He was kneeling, as if asking for somebody's hand in marriage, allowing Blaine easy access to his perfectly toned ass.
Kurt dropped the vase of flowers he was holding to give to Blaine to commemorate their 4 month anniversary. The beautiful patterned glass shattering into a million pieces. The deep red roses, Blaine's favourite flower, scattered across the floor, the petals flying in all directions.
Kurt stood there frozen to the spot as Blaine's head snapped around to recognise the person that was intruding on their session. Blaine pulled out of his partner quickly, causing the boy to groan painfully, and leapt off the bed. He rushed over to Kurt, still naked, and started apologising profusely, explaining what was happening. His sexual partner hurriedly putting his clothes on.
Kurt turned to Blaine, his eyes red and a tear tracing a line down his cheek. He drew his hand back and with a strong swift movement, he unleashed a hard slap across Blaine's softly tanned attractive face. The sound was like a thunderclap in a silent storm. Blaine stood there, astounded.
"It is over Blaine."
With this, Kurt wrapped his soft hand around Blaine's still semi-erect member and pulled hard.
Blaine let out a shriek of pain and grabbed at his crotch as if it would stop the pain, a string of profanity flowing out of his mouth.
Kurt rushed down the stairs and threw the front door open, exposing himself to the pouring rain, getting in his beautiful car and speeding off, straight to the house of Mercedes Jones.
He didn't get there though, as when he pulled up at a pedestrian crossing there was a knock at his passenger door. The door swang open and in got a dishevelled, soaking wet, sobbing Noah Puckerman.
"Kurt, I need your help."
"What reason could you possibly have to need my help?" Kurt asked sarcastically.
"My Mum threw me out of home."
"Why would she do such a thing?"
"Well, it seems she doesn't much approve of the bisexual lifestyle…"
"The bisexual lifestyle? What do you mean?"
"Kurt, I'm Bi. I love chicks and all, I love boobs and vag and all that stuff, and that is good for hook-ups, but I don't ever want a relationship with them. I don't feel that I can connect emotionally with a chick as well as I can with a dude, plus, I like dudes bodies as much as I like girls."
Kurt almost crashed his car into a small old lady that was crossing the street in front of the car.
"You are Bi? So you like guys too? Have you even done anything major with a guy, how would you know."
"One, have you ever done anything major with a girl? Didn't think so. Two, I just know this, and every time I see Novak Djokovic bouncing around in those cute little tennis shorts, it really gets my juices flowing."
"Wow… I'm shocked, but not too surprised. I have noticed the looks you gave Sam whenever he gets his shirt off… So why do you need my help?"
"I need somewhere to go, and I thought that your dad would be quite understanding about this stuff. I don't want to come out yet, so I don't want to tell anyone that I don't have to, and I have stopped leading girls on. Can I live with you?"
This took Kurt completely by surprise.
"I'll have to clear it with my dad, but I think you should be able to, as long as you don't mind sharing a room with me…"
"Thank you so much Kurt, You are a life saver!" With this, Noah embraced Kurt, and they drove off back to Kurt's house to put Noah through the gauntlet that would be Kurt's dad.
Burt Hummel was a very understanding man. He would do anything to make his son happy, and if that included having to take in a stray child, then he would do it. He was a little apprehensive, but Noah had nowhere else to go.
Kurt explained the position to Burt, with Noah sitting beside Kurt, not daring to look Burt in the eye.
Kurt spoke about what had happened with Blaine, and how much it would benefit him to have a friend so close, how Noah had no other options, and what Noah's mother had said to him when she threw him out.
Burt was appalled to hear that a parent could ever do that to their child, especially with that child's 10 year old sibling in the same room, so of course Burt's answer was yes.
"We have a bit of a problem though, I don't have any stuff with me."
"Leave that up to me." Burt picked up his mobile and called Mrs Puckerman to notify her of what was going to happen. She decided to allow Noah and Kurt 15 minutes to pack as much as they could, and be out of her life forever.
"Get some bags Kurt, we won't have much time to do this."
With this, Burt Hummel left the house and got into his Hummer and awaited the boys arrival at the car with several empty suitcases.
A/N:
I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of my newest story! I'm going to try and stay away from excessive use of music in this story :)
I hope you enjoy this, It took a lot of re-writing to get it like this :)
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Thanks Lovies!
Love, DJ
xoxo.
