Disclaimer: I don't own the Percy Jackson series. Sad but true.

Warning: Pure Randomness.


No one knew how the topic came up. It just did.

Now, for demigods, parents weren't really that much of a hot topic. Maybe because of the fact that knowing who a certain God or Goddess hooked up with wasn't really exciting. But here they were, in the Hermes table, talking about parents.

"Mom owns a lot of antiques." Connor, (Or was it Travis) said.

"Yeah, she told us she first met Hermes when she tried to sell him a cheap Chinese vase for $50." Travis (or was it Connor?) laughed.

A few of the Hermes kids whistled. "She must have been one sly woman."

Another snorted. "No wonder Hermes went with her."

There was a lot more things about different women their supposed Godly parent were attracted to, but all this talk was interrupted by a question.

"Hey, I just want to ask." A random female demigod said. "Isn't Pan like, half goat?"

"Yeah?" A few of them answered with similar confused look. "Why?"

"And isn't he like, a Son of Hermes?"

There was a long, deafening pause. They could all practically hear the unasked question. Who's the Mom?

"...What the fu-"

Somewhere in the Head table Dionysus laughed like a madman.


Another random thing my best friend and I managed to come up with.

But I mean seriously, who is the mom?