More credits to SonicPossible00. I don't own Miraculous Team. I also want to give a shot-out to author imthepunchlord for giving me this great idea from one of his fanfics.


"We get it;" Dragonfly remarked as she dodged once again, "You like tricks, he doesn't. But do you have to take it against everyone else?"

The Miraculous Team had just arrived at Le Grand Paris for Chloe's big surprise, when an Akuma by the name of Majique suddenly appeared and began throwing roses everywhere. Anything the roses touched, changed; A lamppost into a banana tree. A cat into an elephant. A baby into a giant toy monkey.

The heroes sure didn't want to know what they'll turn into if they touch those flowers.

Having enough of the heroes' defiance, Majique rolled up her sleeves and brought out a bunch of hankerchieves tied together to form a lasso which she used to tie Corbeau Noire and Louve Grise with before slamming both heroines against Antelope and Forest Doe.

She magically brought out several throwing knives which she, of course, threw at the heroes, pinning Arachnid and Flamingo to the wall. She threw some at Ladybug, but she was saved by Chat Noir.

"Yeah. I'm not looking forward to an encore. You?" Chat Noir asked Ladybug.

"Nope." Ladybug agreed as the two leaped away from another knife attack.

A limousine stopped abruptly just a few inches from the villain. Majique noticed this and took off her top hat, summoning a flock of doves to take the limousine, and its passengers to the sky.

"We got to save those civilians!" Queen Bee exclaimed.

"On it!" Dragonfly exclaimed as she zoomed towards the limousine accompanied by Carapace who was using his shell as a hover-board.

Carapace yanked the door to the driver's seat off. The driver didn't complain as he quickly hugged the turtle hero in relief before being settled on the shell.

"How many passengers back there?" Carapace asked.

"Three!" The driver replied, screaming when an arrow flew pass him.

Dragonfly flew to the back of the limousine and yanked the door off. The first passenger she helped and placed on Carapace's shell was a woman with pink hair. When she went to the next passenger, her eyes widened in shock.

The second passenger has black hair with dyed purple tips, a black beard, and a mustache which connects with his beard. His eyebrows are black and split in two at the sides. He wears heavy, dark eye shadow and eyeliner.

His outfit includes a sparkly black jacket with yellow accents and yellow epaulets. His pants are yellow with black vertical stripes, similar to a bee. He wears lacy, black finger-less gloves on both hands. His shoes are black heeled boots with a design on the soles. Around his neck is a necklace comprised of two golden wings with a pendant of a skull in between the wings.

On top of that, he was no ordinary passenger.

"Jagged Stone?!" Carapace smiled widely upon seeing his rock-star idol, "The greatest rock-star to ever live?!"

"Hey." The rock-star winked before jumping on the shell, where he was tightly embraced by Carapace and Dragonfly.

"He's your surprise?!" Ladybug exclaimed in surprise.

"I know!" Queen Bee beamed, "Dad was all, 'Honey, show some decorum.' And I was all, 'Please Daddy?' Then he was all, 'Please don't get me sued for this.' And...!"

Queen Bee didn't get to finish as she was struck and tied-up in a straight-jacket.

"Wait. You said three." Dragonfly remembered the third passenger and zoomed back to the limousine to get him/her.

She checked inside, only to back away when a giant crocodile suddenly appeared and snapped his jaws at the dragonfly hero.

"Fang!" Jagged reached out for the crocodile.

"Here Crocky." Dragonfly hesitantly beckoned to the crocodile. She never had any experience with a lizard THAT BIG before.

Seeing her teammate in trouble, Ladybug swung to the top and landed on Carapace's shell.

"Here Fang." She beckoned to the crocodile in a more calming manner than what Dragonfly did.

Fang sniffed the spotted heroine and then wagged his tail before jumping off the limousine and onto the leader of the Miraculous Team.

The others thought their leader was eaten, but to their surprise, Ladybug was laughing with glee while Fang happily licked her.

"Fang!" Ladybug scolded in the midst of her laugh, "Stop!"

After a few more licks, the crocodile stopped and hopped over to his owner.

"Let's get you folks to safety." Carapace landed his shell on the ground. The civilians quickly rushed inside the hotel, but Fang stayed put and watched the heroes. Mostly their leader.

"We have to get her rose!" Ladybug called, referring to the akumatized object on the villain's shirt.

"On it!" Antelope called back as he used his super speed to zoom towards the villain.

"Oh no you don't!" Majique shot a rose at a lamppost, turning it into bubblegum that spilled on the road, trapping Antelope when he crossed over it.

Panda Rouge attempted to draw something to stop the villain, but to his surprise, he found both his hands in cuffs and he was trapped inside a glass box.

Arachnid broke free and was about to use his lasso, but it was transformed into a snake by Majique, tying him and Rena Rouge up.

"Guess it's up to us." Grizzly Bear slammed his fists on the ground, creating an earthquake that flung Majique to the sky.

Before Majique can react, Ladybug had already wrapped her yo-yo around her before slamming her to the ground.

"Two can play that game." Majique took off her hat and pointed the inside at Ladybug.

In a split second, the spotted heroine was covered in layers of hankerchieves, knocking her to the ground, and rendering her unable to move.

"Ladybug!" Chat Noir attempted to rush to his partner's side but he and the other heroes were trapped in a glass box.

"The Miraculous, Majique. Take it."

She can hear him. How is it possible that she can hear him?

Ladybug wondered how she could hear Hawk Moth telepathically communicate with Majique. But when he mentioned Miraculous, she struggles to break free from her binds.

Just as the villain reached out for the heroine's earrings, she was suddenly tackled by a large crocodile who began to free Ladybug from her cocoon by using his powerful jaw to bite off her binds.

"Good croc." Ladybug patted Fang's head affectionately, making him wag his tail in delight.

"I can help you know!" Queen Bee called as she wiggled towards her leader.

Fang managed to free her from the straightjacket just in time for the two heroines to dodge another knife attack. Fang tackled the villain again, this time pinning her to the ground while Queen Bee grabbed the rose and crushed it in her hands, releasing the black butterfly in the process.

"Oh no you don't!" Queen Bee swung her trompo towards the Akuma and caught it, "Time to de-evilize!"

Moments later, she released the now-purified white butterfly and let it fly back to its master.

"Miraculous Healing Light!" Ladybug threw her yo-yo into the air. Light burst out from the yo-yo and scattered everywhere, undoing the destruction the Akuma caused and returning the villain back into a teenage girl.

Ladybug and Queen Bee fist-bumped each other in victory while the others tended to the confused purified civilian. Fang celebrated by jumping on Ladybug and giving her a big lick.

After a few licks later, Ladybug gave the crocodile a silent motion and a wink which he understood.

"Fang!" Jagged quickly rushed out of the hotel to give his pet a big hug, "You had me worried you silly croc you!"

"Well thanks to him, the day is saved." Ladybug beamed.

"Hey! You guys are the Miraculous Team aren't you? Wanna selfie?" Jagged asked as he brought out his phone.

"We thought you'd never ask!" Rena Rouge beamed like the crazed fan she is.

The Miraculous Team crowded around their idol and everyone smiled as Jag took a picture of them in his phone along with Fang. The crocodile happily licked Ladybug in the middle of the picture.

"Sorry Mr. Stone gotta run!" Queen Bee suddenly grabbed Louve Grise's arm and leaped into the rooftops, followed by her teammates.

Moments later, Chloe and her friends appeared in front of the hotel. Despite surprised to see Jagged Stone earlier in their superhero personas, they still went fan-crazy upon seeing him.

And they were not pretending.

"Chloe!" Andre tightly embraced his daughter in relief.

Not that she wasn't happy that her dad was worried about her, but she wished he didn't embarrass her in front of Jagged Stone.

Fang suddenly tackled Marinette to the ground. And just like last time, the bluenette laughed as the crocodile happily licked her.

"Man, you're really being friendly today, huh Fang?" Jag remarked as Marinette got up and petted the crocodile before sending him back to his owner.

"Mr. Stone, can we get a selfie?" Adrien asks excitedly.

"Sure." Jag replied, "Anything for the fr... fans! Yeah. Fans of an awesome rock star!"

The group failed to notice the nervous look on the rock star's face as they were just too excited to take a group selfie with him. Again.


"It's a shame the Miraculous Team couldn't stay longer for you to take a selfie with them." Andre mused as he escorted his daughter and her friends to her room.

"Yeah it's a shame." Chloe feigned disappointment.

Once the mayor left the room, the Kwamis flew out of their hiding places and joined their holders as they crowded around Max, much to the confusion of Marinette.

"That crocodile must really like you for a reason. " Alix remarked.

"Yeah. Reason." Marinette smiled sheepishly.

Max brought out his tablet, pushed a few buttons and in a few moments, Jagged Stone appeared on the screen.

And he was in his hotel room. Talking to the mayor and his agent, Penny.

"Oh no." Marinette shook her head in disbelief, "When did you guys chip him?"

"Civilian." Max explained, "It was difficult to install that tracer when you're in the presence of a Star."

Marinette sighed, "Guys, we can't just abuse our superhero identities just to chip famous people like Jagged Stone."

"Well..." Rose tried to think of a counter, "What if it's to make sure he doesn't become an Akuma Victim?"

"Is that even the reason?" Marinette cocked an eyebrow.

The group continues to watch Jagged Stone on Max' tablet. The rock star just flipped his hair, making the girls, except Marinette, swoon over him.

"He does have that flair to him." Pollen buzzed.

"Good news." Jag's manager, Penny, came in carrying a large shopping back.

"Thank you, Ladybug!" Jag exclaimed as he took the bag and brought out a roll of red fabric, "She's gonna love it."

"She sure will!" Marinette beamed at the sight of the fabric.

"Boy I can't wait for tomorrow." Jag rubbed his stomach, "Tom always makes the best cookies. And that's what the doctor ordered."

Marinette flinched, but the others don't seem to notice. Although they do seem intrigued.

"Hopefully the bakery isn't too crowded tomorrow." Penny mused, "Or you could ask Marinette to install a secret elevator to her room."

That's when the snoopers became suspicious. Marinette? Tom? Bakery?

"Hey. My niece is smart, but not that smart." Jag shot back.

...

...?!

Just as Marinette reached for the door...

"NIECE?!"


Sigh. So this is the author's life, huh?

MORE coming soon.