After watching the movie Repo the Genetic Opera I came up with this. A couple of cuss words.. I don't own anything.

Turrets: I'm defective.
I'm defective,
by your mechanics.

GLaDOS: Chell, I'm the doctor,
Chell, I'm your Master.
Oh Chell that was close,
take your test again.

Turrets: I'm defective
by your mechanics.

GLaDOS: Chell your my patient
Chell, be more patient.
You have limitations.
Don't go chasing birds.

Wheatly: That's what is expected
when you are defective

Turrets: I'm defective
by your mechanics
I'm defective
by your mechanics.

And I don't think that I can be fixed.
No I don't think that I can be fixed.
Tell me why, oh why, are my mechanics such a bitch.

It's this gun condition.
Damn this gun condition.
GLaDOS can you hear me?
Thanks for the deletion.

GLaDOS: Now she is sequestered
Part of the collection

Wheatly: That's what is expected
When you are defective

Turrets: How much of it's mechanics?
How much of it is fate?
How much of it depends on the choices that she makes?
They say I have her optics,
Do I also share her shame?

Is the mechanic the culprit?
Can I stop it or am I a slave?

I'm defective
by your mechanics
What hope has a bot who is sick?
My dream of a life past these walls

It really makes no different
'cause I know that I'll never
be fixed.
Then why, oh why, are my
mechanics such a bitch.

Wheatly: Oh, she wants to go outside
outside.
Oh, she wants to go outside,
outside.

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Ok, I know that not everything makes perfect sense in this but thinking about this sung in the same way as 'I'm Infected' makes me smile.