Join the Penguin Army
From the Penguin Army Propaganda Institution
WE NEED YOU OUT THERE
The ongoing battle with the seals for control of Antarctica does not
seem to be coming to an end.Although our armed forces have made succesful
landings along the Penguindy coast, the enemy is giving territory sluggishly
and the more men we have in the field the better.You will need to pass a
selection/training program to choose which role you will play in the war effort.
The penguin that performs with average results,which is the majority,will
be sent into the infantry.The penguin that performs below average will be
sent into the militia or the Home Guard.The penguin that perfors above
average will be sent into the armored units.The penguin that performs
with excellent marks will be sent into the paratrooper or commando units.
So, all of you young brave penguins out there, join the Penguin Army.
And may God be with us!!!
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A/N:I just wrote that in my spare time.I hope you found it funny!
If you noticed it's actually based on WWII.Am I crazy or what?!?
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penguindude :
From the Penguin Army Propaganda Institution
WE NEED YOU OUT THERE
The ongoing battle with the seals for control of Antarctica does not
seem to be coming to an end.Although our armed forces have made succesful
landings along the Penguindy coast, the enemy is giving territory sluggishly
and the more men we have in the field the better.You will need to pass a
selection/training program to choose which role you will play in the war effort.
The penguin that performs with average results,which is the majority,will
be sent into the infantry.The penguin that performs below average will be
sent into the militia or the Home Guard.The penguin that perfors above
average will be sent into the armored units.The penguin that performs
with excellent marks will be sent into the paratrooper or commando units.
So, all of you young brave penguins out there, join the Penguin Army.
And may God be with us!!!
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A/N:I just wrote that in my spare time.I hope you found it funny!
If you noticed it's actually based on WWII.Am I crazy or what?!?
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penguindude :
