So it was a nice day at 2fort, a RED Engineer was minding his business at the courtyard. And then…

"YOU BALD HEADED HARD HAT!" Engi looked below him, he saw a Wild BLU Scunt in its natural habitat. "LISTEN UP HERE YOU SMARTASS BASTARD. LET ME TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE BASICALLY REALLY FUCKING STUI-"

While trying to understand the Scout going about his rant. He heard something like a decloak. Engie looked up at his sentry and saw a RED Pyro, right next to his Dispenser. but not just any Pyro. A Pyro with a Sapper! Engie looked at this "Pyro" dead in the eyes.

"Hurr durr hurr?" The "Pyro" said, with an french accident. The RED Engineer looked unamused. The Pyro started sweating… even tho he really couldn't. "Hurr-"

"Begone you fuckin' weeaboo!" Engie cuts off the "Pyro" off and pulls a shotgun from literally nowhere and shoots the "Pyro" in the head. Surprisingly, this wasn't a Pyro. instead, it was a BLU Spy.

"Merde" The Spy said, now headless, as he walked away, clipping through all sorts of geometry. The Engie sighed of relief… until… "-AND THAT'S WHY I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY CHUCKLEHEAD!"

Engie poked his head back into the courtyard. The scout was still there, still ranting. "AND NOW TO SHOW THAT I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERYWAY, I AM GOING TO FUCKING SAY THE N-WORD" Engie sighs, and leaves the area

"I AM ABOUT TO SAY IT-" The Scout then literally dies to a Demopan, who proceeded to kill bind. A Sniper just happened to witness all of this, and then leaves the Server. He didn't want to be in this Holy Cancerous world.