So it was a nice day at 2fort, a RED Engineer was minding his business at the courtyard. And then…
"YOU BALD HEADED HARD HAT!" Engi looked below him, he saw a Wild BLU Scunt in its natural habitat. "LISTEN UP HERE YOU SMARTASS BASTARD. LET ME TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE BASICALLY REALLY FUCKING STUI-"
While trying to understand the Scout going about his rant. He heard something like a decloak. Engie looked up at his sentry and saw a RED Pyro, right next to his Dispenser. but not just any Pyro. A Pyro with a Sapper! Engie looked at this "Pyro" dead in the eyes.
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"Hurr durr hurr?" The "Pyro" said, with an french accident. The RED Engineer looked unamused. The Pyro started sweating… even tho he really couldn't. "Hurr-"
"Begone you fuckin' weeaboo!" Engie cuts off the "Pyro" off and pulls a shotgun from literally nowhere and shoots the "Pyro" in the head. Surprisingly, this wasn't a Pyro. instead, it was a BLU Spy.
"Merde" The Spy said, now headless, as he walked away, clipping through all sorts of geometry. The Engie sighed of relief… until… "-AND THAT'S WHY I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY CHUCKLEHEAD!"
Engie poked his head back into the courtyard. The scout was still there, still ranting. "AND NOW TO SHOW THAT I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERYWAY, I AM GOING TO FUCKING SAY THE N-WORD" Engie sighs, and leaves the area
"I AM ABOUT TO SAY IT-" The Scout then literally dies to a Demopan, who proceeded to kill bind. A Sniper just happened to witness all of this, and then leaves the Server. He didn't want to be in this Holy Cancerous world.
