AN: This story sucks and most of it doesn't make sense because it came from my mind, but I had to write it, the voices told me to.
ANN: Oh and they also told me to say in no way or form do I own Glee, just my warped mind.
ANNN: I have just been informed that I do not own my mind, the voices do, I'm just renting.
Crack
"Rachel, you sent her to a crack house!" Wow, never seen Kurt's hair get messy before, he must really be upset.
"She could have been killed!" Oh, look, the diva just had to chime in, what a surprise. How anyone can think I'm a bigger diva than Mercedes is beyond me.
"She was fine, it wasn't even an active crack house, so calm down." I mean, really, I'm not a monster. I just like being the best. Well at least people thinking I'm the best because I already know I'm the best, but they would have sided with her because they hate me.
"It was wrong, Rachel. I know a lot of people are mean and bully you, but they would never do something like that to you." Oh, Mr. Shue, how I hate you. You act like you're such a good guy but you're just as bad as most of the kids at this school. You are always complaining about how cruel Coach Sylvester is but you are worse because people don't know how bad you really are. Coach Sylvester is just better than you and you hate that. Plus, I like her, we are a lot alike. We are ambitious, know we are the best, and people hate us for it.
"You're right Mr. Shue, they wouldn't do that. What they would do is send me to an active crack house." Teachers are idiots, always turning a blind eye at the cruelty.
"That wouldn't happen." How I ever liked Finn, I don't know, he is such a moron.
"Oh, poor, naïve Finn. How do you think I knew where the crack house was in the first place?" Okay, who is it going to be? Who is going to snap out of their shocked stupor first?
"What are you talking about?" Ah, Quinn, wasn't expecting that one. I had my money on Santana making a comment and then throwing out an extremely overused insult.
"Senior prank, freshman year, the cheerleaders and football players, oh how cruel teenagers can be." Look, they're feeling guilty, at least we know they have hearts. What is Brittany looking at? Oh, a duck, hi little ducky!
"They told you to go somewhere and you actually went? How stupid can you be, Man Hands?" Comment and an insult, just like I thought, but a little too late. My senses must be off today.
"Okay, I was being nice. They ambushed me, blindfolded me, and physically threw me into the house. Happy? I'm just lucky I am well versed in several types of martial arts or I would probably not have survived." I can't believe they actually thought I would listen and do what my tormentors for my entire life told me to do. They think even less of me than I thought.
"Liar." He finally speaks, but it is not surprising that Noah doesn't believe me, that is just how he is.
"You don't believe me? How very unsurprising. Well, I have to go, I'll see all of you on Monday, but before I go, just remember, what I did isn't nearly as bad as a lot of the things that go on in this school. It's not even as bad as when I got Sandy Ryerson fired. Well, bye!" Ah, shocked into silence. The perfect dramatic exit.
The End
Oh and I do like pretty much everyone in Glee. The only people I really cannot stand are Shue and Finn. They annoy me to no end. I thought I should tell you because this story does make it seem like I hate everyone except Sue and Rachel.
