FIRST THINGS FIRST. If you're wondering why from the cover art, Roman's in charge and not Adam. Let me explain Adam was my first choice, but after compiling the story structure, I felt Roman worked better for a variety of different reasons. In some ways Adam would have been the better choice, but overall I felt the story works better as a whole with Roman. Trust me, I have my reasons.


Okay so this Fic primarily exists, not because I like shipping Jaune and Blake together (not necessarily oppose to this ship) but mostly because I was shocked that such a thing isn't on this site. Considering how much shipping the fandom does, I find it weird the plot of a girl having seven evil exs hasn't already been done a thousand times over let alone once. Maybe somebody on some other site already did this but for me this is just too weird to not be a thing.

Anyways, I will start with what this Fan Fic is NOT! Its NOT a shot for shot remake of the Scott Pilgrim movie or the comic with RWBY characters. The RWBY characters I do choose to be Blake's evil exs are not copies of Ramona's exs. So for example if I choose say Cardin for Blake's ex (he's not going to be an ex, it's just an example) he's not going to be a replacement for Todd Ingram, where he fights Jaune with vegan powers. As funny as that would be, if Cardin was Blake's ex, he'd be an over exaggerated version of himself with his own certain powers(not necessarily the same ones from the actual RWBY show either). I might, keyword being might, make one or two exceptions to this, but my main goal is to take the feel of the Scott Pilgrim story and apply it to the RWBY characters.


Not so long ago, In the mysterious land of Toronto, we find three of the bestest friends jamming out at a new gig in a dark gloomy, mostly empty bar. First we have the bass player, Jaune Arc.

Name: Jaune arc

Identifier: "The Protagonist"

Age: 25 years old

Rating: Mediocre

Fun fact: No relation to Joan of Arc

Arc had short messy blonde hair, blue eyes, wore a black hoodie with the logo of Pumpkin Pete's cereal, blue pants, and sneakers. On drums we find the cute ginger Nora.

Name: Nora Valkyrie

Identifier: "Wildcard"

Age: 25

Rating: Who else but Nora

Fun fact: Knows the meaning of life, tells no one

She had short wild orange hair, wore a black leather jacket, a small white tank top exposing her naval, and bright pink short-shorts. Lastly, we find the lead guitarist/vocalist Ren.

Name: Lie Ren

Identifier: "The Talent"

Age: 26 years old

Rating: Silent, but awesome

Fun fact: Only Asian man in Canada

The short black haired man with pink highlights and pink eyes wore a tight fitted dark green tank top, and torn jeans. At the conclusion of the band's performance, Nora shouts out, "WE ARE SEXPLOSION AND WE WISH YOU A GOOD NIGHT!" However this shout out wasn't received well by the audience as there were only a small handful of people all minding their own business with the exception of one cute redhead. The three friends exited the stage one by one, meeting up with their final friend Oscar.

Name: Oscar

Identifier: "The Groupie"

Age: 17 years old

Rating: Dependable as fuck

Fun fact: farm boy that can milk any animal

Oscar was a young, short, dark skinned boy, with short shaggy brown hair and wore a white polo shirt with tan slacks. As the young boy approached the band members he cheered, "Aw man you guys were awesome."

"Thanks," Ren responded while handing his guitar to the young boy. "You still got the keys to the Van?"

"In my pocket," Oscar chirped.

"Well the stage is all yours," Ren added as Jaune handed in his bass.

Oscar grabbed the instrument with his other handed and continued, "Um, guys do you think you could buy me a beer this time as a thank you for helping. I can give you the mon-"

"Sweetie," Nora soothed, "We've tried that before and you got into a fight with someone after one beer."

"I-I guess you're right," Oscar pouted.

"Don't worry kiddo," Nora consoled, "As bad as you are with alcohol there are those who REALLY can't handle it." The ginger presented her drumsticks to the young boy, but not having any free hands he resorted to taking them with his mouth and after Nora patted his head, she then joined the men over at the bar.

"I'll take a rum and coke and the lady will have an Appletini," The Asian told the bartender.

"Roger that," The bartender noted, "and you sir?"

Jaune answered, "Eh, just a water."

As the three received their drinks, they were visited by the cute redhead from before. She had green eyes and wore her hair in a waist-length ponytail, her outfit consisted of a bright red tube top, a short yellow skirt, and brown boots. "Hey guys," She greeted, "Great show as usual."

"Pyrrha," Jaune rejoiced, "It's so wonderful to see you again."

Name: Pyrrha Nikos

Identifier: "The Fan"

Age: 26 years old

Rating: Fiery Red head

Fun fact: Has an obvious crush on Jaune

"Oh I'd never miss a show, I just know you guys are gonna hit superstardom someday."

"Well at least someone thinks so," Ren commented.

"So Jaune," Pyrrha soothed while exposing her cleavage in the boy's direction, "I've been single for quite a while."

"You too," Jaune asked.

"Yeah and most nights get a little lonely," She continued while placing her hand on top of his, "If only I could find someone to share them with."

"Ha, you and me both sister, but don't worry. As the old saying goes, there's plenty of fish in the sea." He sang out then took another drink of his water.

Pyrrha stared at the blonde bewildered with him turning back and asking, "Is there something else you need?"

"Uh, uh... N-no I guess not. Well, I'll leave you three to your drinks."

The moment Pyrrha left, Jaune was greeted by disappointing looks from his two band mates, "WHAT?" Jaune blurted.

"I'm not gonna name any names," Nora snide, "but someone here isn't picking up some obvious hints with the ladies."

"You're absolutely right," Jaune replied, "Ren, when are you gonna make a move on Nora?"

This response caused the ginger to spit up her drink and muttered, "Jaune don't be ridiculous, Ren and I are just best friends nothing more. We're just two platonic friends that have known each other for years with no need to be anything else."

"Really," Ren added, "Well that's a shame, because I think you're really hot."

"Er wha-what now?" She mumbled.

"Yeah, I'd be very much interested in giving us a shot."

"Well, I mean when you put it like that," Nora conceded, "Maybe we should give it a shot."

"You wanna have sex in the bathroom."

"GOD YES, but only in the men's room. That whole rumor about women's bathroom's being cleaner is a load of crap."

"Well let's go," Ren motioned as he stood up, the Ginger responded by hoping into his arms and wrapping her legs around his waist. The Asian supported her body weight by placing both hands firmly on her ass while Nora grabbed hold of his head closer and the two engaged in a very sloppy kiss as they made their way to the bathroom.

Jaune was proud of those two finally hooking up, but it did gravely remind him of his current situation. His last relationship ended so badly, he no longer had the courage to ask anyone out anymore. Then, everything changed when she walked in. A beautiful woman with long shiny black hair and pale skin came to the bar and placed an order for a drink. She wore a long white coat with dark gray lining and a sleeveless black crop top. Her crop top had a rectangular and diamond shaped cutouts around the neckline. Her bottom half consisted of a white belt and tight fighting leather pants. Her image was so stunning Jaune couldn't believe such a beauty could exist, after a few moments of staring, the blonde chugged the rest of his water then made his way over.

As he placed himself on the seat next to her, the girl slowly turned her face away from her book and towards his direction. She kept a blank stare at him until Jaune finally broke the silence, "Hi."

The mystery girl gave a low pitched response, "H-."

"You-have-beautiful-eyes," Jaune shot back.

"What?"

"Sorry, I wanted to compliment you and I got a little excited."

"...Okay." She muttered while turning her attention back to her book.

"...So uh, you enjoying that book?"

After a deep breath she growled, "look, I know you don't actual want my opinion on this book, you just want to keep the conversation going because you wanna hit on me."

"Well, can't I want both?"

"There's no way I can trust you're legit interested in what I'm reading."

"Well how far are you, because I've already read that particular book several times. It's about the man with two souls right, I always found the themes in that story quite perplexing. I mean is Jimmy's body really sharing occupancy with Leonard's spirit or is he just losing his mind."

Shocked by this response, the girl closed her book and began to humor the awkward flirt, "go on."


After a few drinks the two had engaged in a deep discussion of the over arcing themes as the mystery girl went on, "but you're missing the point, if Leonard hadn't have sacrificed himself, his friends would have never escaped."

"I suppose in a way he did care for them," Jaune added.

"...You know, I don't usually get to discuss books with anyone. Most people just wanna wait for the movies."

"I can be a little guilty of that sometimes but I like to think-"

"Hate to interrupt," The bartender interjected, "but we're about to close soon."

The two looked at each other astonished, "have we really been talking that long?" Jaune asked.

"I guess so, it was... nice meeting you."

"Jaune."

"Blake."

"...Even if you're not interested in a relationship, can we at least be friends and like hang out. My band's got another gig next week at Burnies Booze and Burgers, not exactly the classiest place, but better than here."

"I... I think I'd like that."

In that moment, Jaune had reunited with his two band mates and as they rejoined him back at the bar, Jaune mentioned, "Dudes, you two were in the bathroom for a VERY long time."

"Yeah we were," Nora cheered as she gave her new boyfriend a high five.

"Yeah, sorry for keeping you waiting Jaune," Ren added, "I hope you weren't too bored by yourself."

"Well actually I was talking to-," Jaune had paused when he turned back around to see Blake had vanished, "I was... just talking to a very nice girl."