A/N- Bob Jones is a slytherin prefect that i made up. I couldn't find a real one for 1991, so he'll do.
October 31, 1991 was a very interesting day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Some mysterious person had let a troll into the school (It was probably Snape- just look at all the evidence against him!) and also on that day, the famous trio came to be after defeating said troll. We all knew that. What most people DON'T know is, on that fateful night, there was yet another troll in the dungeons that the Slytherins were lucky enough to meet, although it wasn't the kind you'd expect.
Calls of "FAKE! FAKE! That is totally FAKE!" were heard echoing through the halls of the dungeons.
One of the Slytherin prefects, Bob Jones, stopped the group of students he was leading to the dormitories so he could check out the noise. Everyone thought it was just some random student that would end up punished until Bob exclaimed "What the heck is a muggle doing here?"
This was true, there was indeed a muggle in the castle, and he was carrying a weird device with a large screen on one half, and buttons with letters and numbers on the other.
Bob, afraid that the strange thing in his hands was a weapon, swiftly took out his wand and yelled 'Expelliarmus!' the weird thing came flying and hit Marcus Flint in the face, knocking out a majority of his teeth.
"Hey! Gimme back my laptop, homo," the man exclaimed
Bob was very confused as to what a laptop was, and why the man was calling him a homo (whatever that was), so he stunned the stranger.
"oh, please, that is so fake," the man said after he was knocked to the ground "You're so gay, why don't you go and kill yourself?"
"Um, no. I could kill you instead."
"Yeah, right, everything in this stupid fake castle is fake, how're gonna do that; you gonna beat with your 'magic stick'? I'd love to see you try, you asshole."
"Avada Kedavra," Bob said calmly
"Oooh, a green light! Like that's gonna kill me, jackas-" the man started before the incantation hit him, and he was dead.
"Well, that was stupid," Bob commented. All the Slytherins laughed and nodded in agreement before continuing on their way to the dormitories, some of them stepping on the man in the process.
The moral of this story is- the Killing Curse will always pwn the Internet Troll.
A/N- yeah, this is what we get when Lindsay over here decides to be up at 4 in the morning. It's not 4 in the morning now, it is actually 8:00 (as I wrote it, it's about 9:40 PM as i publish it) and I'm on the school bus, so I figure that this is a suitable way to kill some time on the half-hour ride to school (This is how all my one- shots are made, kids!). This isn't one of my more intelligent ideas, huh? But we all hate internet trolls who keep spamming up our PMs and Reviews, so I figured this story would be good for a laugh, am I right? Ok, my bus is almost at school, so I'm gonna go now. Bye!
~Lindsay~
