(A/N: Oooooh! Here's a funny quickie fic you might enjoy! Special thanks to MWolfL for giving me the idea!)

It was a quiet summer day in the city of Petropolis. Since the bad guys didn't have any evil plans for the day, the T.U.F.F. agents got to take the day off. If that's the case, who wants to see what Dudley and Kitty are up to? Let's go see 'em!

At Dudley and Kitty's house, we find the mentioned couple relaxing in the backyard, just enjoying each other's company. They look so content together, and it's obvious that they really do love each other, which is why they're married.

"I'm going inside to fix myself a glass of lemonade. Would you like some, Dudley?" Kitty asked as she stood up and got ready to go inside.

"Yeah. Hurry back." Dudley said. Kitty smiled and went inside the house.

While Dudley waited for his lovely wife to return, somebody showed up, and it was somebody Dudley hoped he would never see again. It was JERKBAIT!

"Do you want to know why I would be a better husband for Kitty?" Jerkbait asked, hating that Kitty had married Dudley.

"NO! GET OUT OF MY BACKYARD! LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE, WILL YA?! SHEEEESH!" Dudley screamed.

Jerkbait turned as white as a ghost under his fur, and his eyes were wide with fear. The last thing he expected was for Dudley to yell at him like this. But Dudley wasn't quite finished with him.

"YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JERKBAIT! (growl) GO HAVE SOME COFFEE! WITH CREAM! OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!" Dudley finished, breathing hard. Jerkbait was so scared, he couldn't move.

"What is going on out here?!" Kitty asked, hurrying outside.

Upon hearing Kitty's voice, Jerkbait turned to look at Kitty, smiled nervously, and said, "Hi, sweet-cheeks."

Kitty handed Dudley a rake, and so Dudley was running towards the jerk, fully intending to hit him with the rake.

Jerkbait screamed like a girl and ran away as fast as he could, never looking back. If he had looked back, he'd realize that Dudley wasn't following him!

We rejoin Dudley and Kitty to find that Dudley was running in place, and it turned out that Dudley intended to scare the jerk away. When Jerkbait was far away, Dudley stopped running, and then he and Kitty burst out laughing.

"That takes care of him." Dudley said as Kitty took the rake and handed him a glass of lemonade.

"Looks like my husband knows how to handle creeps." Kitty said with a smile as Dudley gulped down the lemonade.

"I sure do!" Dudley said, pulling Kitty close for a passionate kiss. No way would Jerkbait ruin Dudley and Kitty's marriage after that!

The End

Boy, Dudley sure knew how to handle that creep. Hope ya liked it!