So I thought I would put a new story up 4 you guys! This is my conversation with a stranger from a website called Compassion Pit. I thought I would make it a Maya story about figuring out her feelings for Emily! I don't own anything from this!
Maya POV
Me: hey
Listener: hey :)
Me: hey I have a question for ya
Listener: yes?
Me: Are you gay friendly?
Listener: of course.
Me: Alright well I'm thinking about coming out as bi to my best friend
Listener: what's stopping you?
Me: well I'm not sure how she will react
Listener: she'll either be super cool about it
Listener: or a little weird since she will assume it means she's "on the menu"
Listener: assuming you're a girl.
Me: I don't like her like that though we are like sisters
Listener: she isn't attractive?
Me: no she is its just we have known each other for so long that I wouldn't want to ruin our relationship and I know she's not gay or bi
Listener: ever fantasize about it?
Me: sometimes
Listener: like sisters my ass. :D
Me: yeah whatever loll I just don't know I don't want to freak her out or my other friends
Listener: you've probably got some latent issues being attracted to her
Listener: which is why you're concerned about how she'll react
Me: yeah most likely.
Listener: but it's the 21st century.
Listener: unless she's a religious nutjob homophobe
Listener: she'll probably be cool with it
Me: no she's not.
Me: I hope
Me: I think she will accept me.
Listener: but be prepared for it to change the dynamic of your friendship a bit.
Me: yeah I think I have prepared myself for that
Listener: does your family know?
Me: no
Me: she will be the first person I tell
Listener: are you seeing someone now?
Listener: is that why you have to tell her?
Listener: or is this like a tryout sort of thing
Me: no it's not like that. I wish but no. I just need to tell one of my friends
Listener: then tell them :)
Listener: you know the saying
Listener: all women are inherently bisexual
Me: that's true! I like to use ' Everyone has a little gay in them' loll
Listener: except me. I'm super hetero. : P
Me: that's cool too.
Me: I don't think I'm ready to tell my family just yet
Listener: I think the best way to do it
Listener: would be like if you were all sitting around watching TV
Listener: and there was like an attractive woman on the screen
Listener: and you just start casually masturbating
Me: yeah totally!
Me: Haha there's no way!
Listener: yeah, your way would probably be easier.
Listener: or less emotionally scarring.
Me: hahaha so much less scarring! I think I will just take her for a nice walk on the beach... just kidding I don't live near a beach
Listener: see, that seems like a romantic gesture.
Listener: are you sure you're not in love with this girl?
Me: I was kidding! Loll and no I'm not!
Listener: I think you are.
Listener: D
Me: alright maybe!
Listener: I knew it!
Me: I can't tell her that!
Listener: how are you planning to turn her?
Me: well there's forcing her or just letting her keep being straight
Listener: Nah.
Listener: everybody loves boobs.
Me: that's true!
Listener: pajama party.
Listener: get her drunk.
Me: I actually am having a part on the 11th with all my friends!
Listener: then tell her you've always liked her breasts better than yours
Me: and I don't think she'd like that!
Me: No she would think ima perv!
Listener: and ask if you can grab them
Listener: or just do it
Listener: they're just boobs. : P
Me: ha-ha yeah right! Yeah her boobs!
Listener: even straight girls want to play with boobs.
Me: they have their own to play with!
Listener: well you've got your own.
Listener: is that enough for you?
Listener: of course not.
Me: yeah! For now!
Listener: just don't make a power move for the taco.
Me: Because that would go amazingly!
Listener: I'm telling you
Listener: you could pull this off
Me: I wont I promise! And I'm not trying to turn her gay!
Listener: don't mention you're bi yet.
Listener: just tell her when the two of you are alone
Listener: that you always wanted to kiss another girl
Listener: see what her reaction is
Me: well we would be alone and no I'm just going to say it straight up (no pun intended) that I'm bi
Listener: at least make a move first
Listener: after you tell her she'll put the defenses up
Me: what should I do...? Kiss her? Grab her hand?
Listener: right now you can march under the flag of innocuous sexual exploration
Listener: whatever feels natural?
Listener: I'm not bi
Listener: or a girl
Listener: so I'm out of ideas there.
Me: really? Wow you give some great advice I must say!
Listener: thanks :)
Me: and I'm not sure I should do what feels natural without making her be uncomfortable! And no problem
Listener: how is she with peer pressure?
Me: well I'm not really sure
Listener: is she conformist?
Listener: I have a plan b.
Listener: you, her, a bunch of guy friends.
Listener: tell her you like one of the guys, and should pretend to kiss each other to get them going
Me: ha-ha I don't have many guy friends and I'm not having them do anything to her! That would be mean!
Listener: if you say it loud enough for the guys to hear
Listener: they'll egg the both of you on to do it
Me: ha-ha she wouldn't enjoy that
Listener: just get her alone then.
Listener: :)
Listener: or buy a massive vibrator
Me: that's my plan and just to tell her that I am completely in love with her! I'm kidding! Very much kidding!
Listener: casually leave it laying out
Listener: and when she notices it, ask if she wants to try it out
Me: Hahaha no! That is even weirder than just kissing her out of nowhere!
Listener: you're too shy.
Me: I am!
Listener: need to be more aggressive. :D
Listener: be one of those aggressive lesbians.
Listener: sorry, bis.
Listener: plan c
Listener: threesome
Listener: get a guy in on it
Me: ha-ha I am not lesbian!
Listener: there will be cock there for her, so it's not too gay.
Listener: you'll get to explore her sexually
Me: yeah it's still really gay!
Listener: and the guy will be thrilled
Me: ha-ha that he will
Listener: hey, wait a sec
Me: key
Listener: I want in on this. : P
Listener: I'll be the guy. :D
Me: ha-ha! What about plan D
Listener: chloroform.
Me: hahaha! I don't want to kill her!
Listener: oh, I know
Listener: do you guys ever cuddle?
Me: alright plan e and no not really
Listener: pajama party
Listener: throw in a movie
Listener: get a blanket
Listener: ONE blanket
Listener: small one if possible
Me: I know! I am having a party soon! Gasp really no I thought we would use 2 blankets!
Listener: 2 blankets you can move away
Listener: 1 blanket you have to stay close
Me: I do have a small blanket!
Listener: then snuggle next to her
Listener: hold her hand
Listener: I see straight girls do that shit ALL the time
Listener: so it won't be weird.
Me: ha-ha do I just whisper to her that I'm bi?
Listener: noooooooo
Listener: that would be creepy.
Me: very much so!
Listener: either a) make a move
Listener: or b) tell her you're bi
Listener: don't do both at the same time
Me: I think I'd rather tell there will be other people there anyway
Listener: that's going to make it hard to make a move on her.
Me: it really would!
Listener: this is me: /entries/icons/original/000/007/582/tumblr_lmputme3co1qa6q7k_
Me: hahaha!
Me: that's the best picture ever!
Listener: yes...now you and your friend... now kiss!
Me: I wish!
Listener: so are you a hot bisexual?
Listener: D
Listener: I'm curious now.
Me: I hope! I hope I'm not ugly!
Listener: me too. :D
Listener: anyway
Listener: I'm off to bed
Listener: best of luck telling your friends you like the clam. :D
Me: alright this has seriously been the funniest convo I have had in weeks
Me: hahaha thanks!
Listener: I'm glad. :)
Me: well it was amazing taking to you!
Listener: you deserve support and love from your friends.
Listener: don't accept anything less.
Me: thanks! I for sure won't
Listener: but if they're not cool about it, give them a little time to process.
Listener: good night bisexual stranger!
Me: goodnight!
