Hello! I have been wanting to write for some time now.
I thought this would be a pretty good book. Warning OCs, and some spoilers.
I don't own Naruto sadly
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Dakota's pov:
I was whistling as I calmly got in to my beautiful white Camro, making sure to open it with my shirt protecting my hand from the hot handle. I finally got out of school and was ready to drive home. I tore out of the parking lot and raced down the road, careful to not hit any one this time.
It only took a few minutes at the speed I was going. I pulled up to the house I own with my 3 friends, John, Ollie, and Lux. I turned off my car and casually skipped up the steps to the door, and stopped upon seeing a box. I picked it up and noticed it was kinda heavy.
"I got it!" I yelled happily. I opened the door and shut it behind me, taking off my shoes as I did so. I don't like it when people walk around the house with shoes, it gets all dirty and ganky.
"Honey I'm home!" I yelled as I heard foot steps coming from the kitchen to greet me.
"Hi!" Ollie said as she hugged me. Well as much as she could with the box in my hands. I bumped my forehead with her and ran to the living room.
"I got a package!" I said as I spun around with it. I set it down on the coffee table and shoved John off the couch.
"Why..." He asked as he laid on the ground. I grabbed my pocket knife from underneath the cushion he was sitting on and stabbed to tape part of the box. I looked up as Lux walked in, giving me a look.
"Is it the watermelon onsie?" She asked as I started to open it.
"I hope s-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed when I saw what was in there. Ollie and John jumped to my aid.
"What is it?" Lux asked while clutching to her heart.
"It's a box full of pussies!" I yelled while crawling back to them. Every one immediately smacked their foreheads as I looked at the cats. I realized that I spun around with the box.
"Oh no I'm so sorry!" I said as I picked up a random cat, which happen to look dyed. They all looked dyed. The one I choose was a big blue kitten with gill like markings on its cheeks and front legs.
"Awww look how cute." Ollie said as she started to pet a blonde kitten with a bit of fuzz above its left eye. I looked at them for a second before I ran to my room and grabbed a plastic bin.
"I call this one." I said as I pet the blue kitty. I counted them and found 11 including the one in my arms.
"So 4 for two people and 3 for one." I knew John would share with Ollie because they were in a relationship. I was about to grab another when Ollie grabbed the one I wanted.
"Hey you choose first, now it is my turn, then Lux." She said.
"Ahh going by boobie size, biggest to smallest, got it." I said while looking at her happily. I never got to have cats when I was with my parents so this was fun. And just so you know, we are all 19. So went to college except Lux. She go's online.
Ollie smacked my head and choose a cute, frail, red looking cat. The other dark blue cat meowed as it tried to fallow it's friends. We need to find out the genders.
I put my kitty in my plastic bin as Lux choose the blond cat. I picked up the other blue kitty, and waited my turn again.
Ollie choose a rusty color cat, Lux got a black cat with a orange face with a slice in its eye. Permanently shut. Poor thing.
I choose a sliver cat with purple eyes, it hissed and tried to scratch me as I put it in my bin. Ollie got a two different color cat, one side white while the other was black. Lux got a full black cat with red eyes, and I got ready to choose my last.
I took the one with stitches like fur and Lux took the last cat which was a hairless cat that looked frail as well.
"I'm a name my kitty's in my room, bye." I said as I dragged my bin into my room. I let them out after I closed my door and my closet. I watched as they doomed around, the silver kitten looked at my walls that where full of my posters and drawings.
I turned to my dresser and took out some comfy clothes, which where knee high sweats and a sports bra with a tank top with kisses on it. I undid my belt and pulled it off as I walked to my bed which had my pony tail on the pillow.
I put my hair in a messy bun then pulled on my sweats. I pulled off my shirt and my bra. Now I wasn't the slimmest person at all. I had a decent amount of belly fat, but the boobs were a different story.
Full on double D, it's a curse. I put on my sports bra and my tank top with skill before taking off my socks and putting it all in my dirty hammer. I turned and saw all the kitty's staring at my. The dark blue one was trying to hide her face in her paws while the others look please.
Perverts
I walked over to my night stand and opened my laptop, playing some music. I looked at them, picking up the dark blue cat. I quickly checked to see what gender. Female.
I did this for each cat and I could tell they where uncomfortable. I pet the only female as I thought of a name.
"Pastel." I said while looking at her. She reminded me of a Melanie Martinez song called pity party. In part of the middle she says, 'in pastel ribbons.' So I figured it would be a nice name because her fur is dyed like purple/blue pastel.
I looked at the male blue and immediately I thought of finding memo.
"Shark." I said as I pat his head. I looked at the stitches like one, what to name him. A song came on by Pitbull as I thought and thought. I turned to my computer and scrolled through my songs.
I don't love you by MCR came on. I looked at him, no I'm not naming him that. Girlfriend came on as I continued to think, I looked at my posters and saw it was a naruto picture of every character.
"Miser, because you remind me of Kakuzu with those stitches." I said as I nodded towards the poster. All cats looked shocked and turned to look at it. I was scrolling through out my songs again.
What to name the last one...
I continued to scroll, still not finding anything.
"When in doubt, watch anime." I said out loud. Don't judge me, I need inspiration, that and I love watching anime.
I put on Heaven's lost property. And as I did so the cats gathered around to see what it was, and I could tell they regretted it. It was a kinda pervy show with the main character trying to peep on every girl. They don't show anything. Suddenly I paused it and grabbed him.
"I GOT IT!" I yelled at him. See I didn't really watch it, I was busy letting my mind drift else where.
"GOSPEL!" I yelled, the named seemed perfect. He looked at me as if I was insane, well I am. I giggled as I put him down and put the laptop at the end of my bed so I could lay down.
I grabbed Shark and started to pet him, knowing where cats like it best. I could hear him purring and I continued when I felt weight on my back. I looked as I saw Gospel sleeping on my back.
Miser and Pastel where both on my pillow laying down. I continued to watch my show until I heard Ollie yelling for me.
"One second!" I carefully moved away from Shark and tried to move Gospel from my back. He got off after I petted him for a minute, then I walked out leaving the door open for them to roam.
I got to the living room to see Ollie and John swapping saliva. I growled and smacked his head with my foot. He was now clutching to his head and his nose due to smacking noses with Olivia.
I realized the hairless cat as sitting on Liz's lap so I skipped over and snatched him away. I skipped to the kitchen and started to feed him a piece of bread.
"His name is Sirius." Lux said as she walked over to me, we both soon begun to feed him.
"What did you name the others?" I asked as Sirius lifted his paw and smacked my face.
"The blonde one is Fuzz, the orange faced one is Pirite, and the full black is Batman." She said as she put Sirius down, she then grabbed my hand as I told about my kittens name's. She dragged me into the living room and shoved me on the couch.
She sat in the recliner and put on a random movie. I think it was a horror, I didn't know because I fell asleep as the opening started.
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So, hope it good! I actually ordered a onesi like that.
So it's
Kisame-Shark
Hidan-Gospel
Kakuzu-Miser
Konan-Pastel
Orochimaru-Sirius
Tobi-Pirate
Deidara-Fuzz
Itachi-Batman
Sasori-unknown for now
Pein-unknown for now
Zetsu-unknown for now
It's around 2,000 words right now. I hope it was good, please let me know! Love all around!
