Theme Songs!
Anakin: Hello Fans! I'm gonna tell you who oursingers will be today! For the Jedi we have Ahsoka-Tano!
(everyone clap and cheers for 5 straight min)
Anakin:For the clones we have Captain Rex!
(Clones cheer louder, with GO REX! on a banner.
Anakin:For the neutral,Satine!
Crowd:Yay!
Anakin:For Bounty Hunters, Cad Bane!
Crowd: I guess he's okay…(drifts to murmuring)
(Bane frowns)
Anakin:I'm getting bored,Droids will be some random battle droid and sepertists is the Emporer,on with this fanfic!
Anakin: First up Ahsoka-Tano! P.S. All songs will be to the tune of the E.M.O. song and all end the same.
Ahsoka:Every one likes a good jedi, but no one likes sepertists,and Yoda is the best, cause he's the wisest of them all! Wooopee! Wooh!
Anakin: Now, Captain Rex!
Rex: Clones all rule ,clones are the best! Without us the jedi will never win! Sooooohoo we're happy everyday! Woohpee! Wooh!
Anakin:Now the neutrals.(narrowing eyes Rex,Rex tries to blame it by pointing at some random clone trying to not get pointed at.)
Satine :Goohoo neutrals, goohoo peace! We're the best of them all! Cause we know what we're doing or else we all be dead! Woohpee! Wooh!
Anakin: :o Anyway, it's Bane's turn.
Bane: Bounty Hunters all rule, we're not on either side, and we only care about money and we don't except checks. Woohpee! Wooh!
Bane: I'm leaving, now where's my pay?
Anakin: Backstage.
Anakin: Now the droids!
Droid: Droids are the best, we remain loyal, by computer chip, we would do anything that we're told to do. Woohpee! Wooh!
Anakin:Last but not least, The Emporer.(bored tone)
Emporer: Nobody likes Skywalker, everyone hates him, and the Sepertists rule aaannnd we're gonna win!Woohpee! Wooh!
Anakin: What did I do?
Emporer: It's the truth, I mean no sepertist like you.
Anakin: :O Now,the winner is… A tie!
Crowd: What?
Anakin: Between Ahsoka and Captain Rex,now we will have a talent contest! Ahsoka goes first!
(Ahsoka goes on stage when a smoke bomb comes down and Ahsoka screams, when the smoke clears up Ahsoka is lying dead on the floor with ketchup,I mean blood around it I think I ruined the act!)
Anakin: Omigod! Ahsoka died!
(Ahsoka as soon as she heard that she burst out laughing!)
Ahsoka: Got ya! (continues laughing)
Anakin: We thought you were dead!
Ahsoka: That's my talent, acting!
(Crowd cheers)
Anakin: The winner is Ahsoka! 2cd place is Captain Rex, and 3rd is the Droids!
Emporer: What! You chose a droid over me?
Anakin: Yes, now get off the stage before I call security.
(Emporer grumbles while leaving the stage)
Anakin: Hope you like the show and Goodnight!
Sorry about that,and to tell the truth,I really need to work on my songs...a hey it's the best I could come up with!Again,sorry about messing up the act a bit.
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