Born yesterday
Dear diary
It's was August the 7th and I went to my weekly support group (you know for the usually reasons, like being fucking crazy.) but something different happened today, a strange lady came in (this was strange because normally I would know if any new people were joining the support group.) she had a scar on her forehead across her right eyebrow, her eyes wear red, her voice was ruff when you stood next to her the smell of alcohol rushes up your nose people avoided her, and they had a fucking right to.
Everyone sat in a circle and I introduce myself to the group for the five hundred time that year. "Hi" I said "My name is Linda and I'm here because I killed my husband." when I said that many of the women in the group nodded their heads (this was a support group for women in prison that killed a person.). "Hey Linda" said the group, I smiled nervously but then stopped because the strange women was looking at me, I asked her why she was in prison,"Well i'm looking for someone called Linda, she's a person who would lie and cheat to get out of trouble even saying she killed her husband and i put this in quotes 'self defense' " I lean forward "You found her so what the fuck do you want?" she gave a crazy grin that sent chills down even my spin "Please disappear!" As she said those word a portal opened under me, causing me to fall in.
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I woke up in a plain room with one window nothing special really, I moved my legs off the bed and went to the mirror to look at my self in the reflation was a small tanned girl wearing overalls, her hair was short and messy. A women with a incredible long nose slams the door open "Usopp wak... OH MY GOD WHEN HAPPEN TO YOUR NOSE!" (WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOURS!) "Ah..." I look around "Are you taking to me?"
Dear diary it seems I was reborn-ed as Usopp from one piece thank you god for not giving me a long nose.
