I have permission to write an expansion of Starcraft Interviews, so don't even think of criticizing me for that...

This takes place on the MY SHOW now! Ha ha!

Debate One: Two Marines, Two Zealots, and Four Zerglings

Book-Master: Ok now let's start off today with some questions

Book-Master: All right how does it feel to be a Marine

Marine1: Well it's like really cool because we get to shoot the Hell out of the Zerg and sometimes the Protoss

Zealot1: I RESENT THAT!

Marine2: Oh yeah

All zerglings: RAAAAHHH RAHHAHH RAHHAHH Translated(Take that back you pig)

Marine1: SWALLOW THIS YOU BASTARDS!

Gun: RAT A TAT A TAT A TAT A TAT A TAT A TAT

Zerglings: RAAAH RAHHH RAAAAH RAAAAAH RAHHHHR RAAAHHH Translated(Lets go kill that translator)

Translator: GO KILL THE TRANSLATOR?

Zerglings: RAAAH RAAAH RAHHHH RAAAAHH RAHAHHH RAAAAH

Translator: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Marine2: TAKE THIS YOU PROTOSS ASSHOLE!

Zealot2: YOU TAKE THIS

Marine 2 dies

Zealot 1 dies

Zerglings 1 and 3 die

Audience: GO Book-Master!

Book-Master: Now just hold on here a minute

Guests look at Book-Master

Book-Master: You shouldn't kill each other just because I brought you on the

show

Marine 1: You know he's right

Zealot 2: He's the reason why were fighting

Zerglings 2 and 4: RAAAAAAH RAAAAAAH RAAAAAAH / Possible Translation: Lets get him

Book-Master: Uh oh

All: COME HERE Book-Master/ GROWL

Book-Master: Ummmmmmmmm BYE!

Audience: GO GO GO GO!

Book-Master: Well see Pant Pant you next time here to interview more units from Starcraft

Book-Master: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH! THATS MY FOOT YOU MORON!

End of Debate 1

Ok I hoped you liked it MORE TO COME! Please R/R!