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And thankx-a-bunch to Yasai-chan for the joke.


Juunana-gou and the Nun
by: Ashley Taylor



Once upon a time, there was a taxi driver. His name was Juunana-gou. One night in late October, he picked up a nun. As they rode, the nun noticed that the taxi driver kept glancing at her in the mirror, so she asked him about it. "Why are you always staring at me?" She asked.
"...I know this is going to sound stupid, but I've always had this fantasy
about kissing a nun."

"Well!" The nun said. "I think I can indulge this wish this one time. But you have to promise me two things: that you're a Christian, and that you're unmarried." So the taxi driver, promised, and they pulled into a back alley and he got to kiss a nun.

A few minutes later, Juunana broke down crying. "I'm sorry, my sister, I have sinned. I lied: I think I am jewish and I have a wife."
"That's OK," the nun replied. My name is Yamucha and I'm on the way to a
Halloween party."



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