Trunks Takes a Test
by: Ashley Taylor
Trunks and Marron were in the living room of Capsule Corp.. "Marron do you know anything we can do? I am so bored." She smiled up at him. "Yeah. But go get a piece of paper and a pen." Trunks did as she said hoping it wouldn't be tic-tac-toe or something like that. "What are we going to do with this?" She motioned for him to sit next to her. "Trunks, I am going to give you a test. It's really easy. So don't worry." He looked confused, but he sat closer to the table.
"You already done the first part." He turned to look at her. "You got the pen and paper silly." He nodded his head, "Second, write down the numbers one through six. Next to number one, write any number. Next to number two, write down the name of anyone to which you are really attracted to." She stopped right there to look at his face. He was blushing. She smirked and continued. "Next to number three, write down the first color you can think of. Next to number four, write the name of your first pet." He cut her off there. "I haven't had any. Can it be a friend's pet?" She nodded and continued, "Next to number five write down the name of a family member. Next to number six write down the name of another family member."
Trunks put down his pen and gave Marron his answers. She looked over them.
1. 56
2. Marron
3. blue
4. Icaras
5. Bra
6. Vegeta
She smiled at number two. "Now what do I do." She gave him his paper and said the results...
"The number next to number one shows how many times you should be smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking stupid things like this actually mean something.
The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this...
The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' color for goodness sake...
Number four gives you the name of a dead animal...
Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be related to you....."
As soon as Marron finished she ran away from Trunks as soon as possible. "Marron!! That was not funny! Come back here!!" Marron had to stop for a while because she was laughing so hard. "Yes it was!! I got you back from when we were kids too!" When Trunks finally caught her, he looked at her then got an idea. "Can we try this on my father?" She laughed harder as they went off to find Vegeta.
***I got the joke from Scavenger. Try this on someone you know. They will fall for it!!***
Disclaimers: Don't own DBZ/DBGT. I already told you who owned the joke.
by: Ashley Taylor
Trunks and Marron were in the living room of Capsule Corp.. "Marron do you know anything we can do? I am so bored." She smiled up at him. "Yeah. But go get a piece of paper and a pen." Trunks did as she said hoping it wouldn't be tic-tac-toe or something like that. "What are we going to do with this?" She motioned for him to sit next to her. "Trunks, I am going to give you a test. It's really easy. So don't worry." He looked confused, but he sat closer to the table.
"You already done the first part." He turned to look at her. "You got the pen and paper silly." He nodded his head, "Second, write down the numbers one through six. Next to number one, write any number. Next to number two, write down the name of anyone to which you are really attracted to." She stopped right there to look at his face. He was blushing. She smirked and continued. "Next to number three, write down the first color you can think of. Next to number four, write the name of your first pet." He cut her off there. "I haven't had any. Can it be a friend's pet?" She nodded and continued, "Next to number five write down the name of a family member. Next to number six write down the name of another family member."
Trunks put down his pen and gave Marron his answers. She looked over them.
1. 56
2. Marron
3. blue
4. Icaras
5. Bra
6. Vegeta
She smiled at number two. "Now what do I do." She gave him his paper and said the results...
"The number next to number one shows how many times you should be smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking stupid things like this actually mean something.
The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this...
The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' color for goodness sake...
Number four gives you the name of a dead animal...
Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be related to you....."
As soon as Marron finished she ran away from Trunks as soon as possible. "Marron!! That was not funny! Come back here!!" Marron had to stop for a while because she was laughing so hard. "Yes it was!! I got you back from when we were kids too!" When Trunks finally caught her, he looked at her then got an idea. "Can we try this on my father?" She laughed harder as they went off to find Vegeta.
***I got the joke from Scavenger. Try this on someone you know. They will fall for it!!***
Disclaimers: Don't own DBZ/DBGT. I already told you who owned the joke.
