My sister read this and told me to post it. I think parts of it are funny, but it needed major revision.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sasuke would have never left and he would be kissing Sakura all the time. Therefore, I don't own.
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High School Drama
A loud crash sounded in the homes of the Haruno's. "Stupid clock" Sakura yawned and
stretched. Sakura was 16 and currently attending Konoha High. A loud thud sounded
through the house. "Sakura, dear could you try to be quite?" Her moms voice came
sleepily from the bedroom. "Sorry, the cat tripped me." Sighing she went and started up
the toaster putting toastable waffles in. Then she headed to the shower. She welcomed
the warm water. I hate school. Why do I have to go back? Sometime later she got out and
started to reheat her breakfast. Was I really in there that long? She looked at the clock.
"Oh crap, I'm gonna be late!" She grabbed her breakfast and ran to the bus stop.
"Sakura we thought you were gonna skip the first day." Sakura glared at her friend.
"Well now Ino-pig, still trying to pass are we?" Ino glared right back. "Guys I missed
you!" Naruto came running up with a raven haired boy behind. "Naruto!" All the girls
seemed to scream at once. "Yes, Sakura your bestest buddy has finally returned." Sakura
giggled and hugged Naruto. "Yes, and he's brought a friend." Ino giggled and inclined her
head towards the raven haired boy who was now standing watching them. "That's right
guys this is teme. Teme this is Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten." Naruto grinned, proud of
himself. Tenten laughed and Hinata shook her head, ashamed of Naruto. "I'll go first."
Sakura proudly stated and stepped in front of Ino, who merely nodded.
"So, your bastard huh. Your mom must have some problems if she named you that. I take
pity on you though if you don't have a father. Nonetheless, I am Sakura Haruno and I
believe you should probably want to fix that hair of yours. You'll be getting enough
problems with you name. Your hair looks like chicken butt." Said boy growled. "My name
is Sasuke Uchiha." Tenten pursed her lips. "I think bastard fits better." Ino laughed. "Hey
Sakura, guess what?" Ino looked extremely excited. The bus was just appearing in view.
"What?" "Chicken butts." Ino said it with such an excited tone and look everyone but
Sasuke were in hysterics. I'll get that blonde one back, that's for sure. They all climbed onto
the bus.
First hour, Science
"For those of you who know me, more power to ya. For those who don't, I'm Asuma. You
will address me as Asuma-sensei, do I make my self clear?" He looked around the room.
"Yes, Asuma-sensei." He smiled and nodded. "Well, we will have to get to know each
other so why don't I see who I have in this class. You will each be called on. Stand up
when I say your name and tell me your favorite subject in school. Then you may say one
and only one thing about yourself." All the kids nodded. "Good, now I'm going by your
student ID number…Kiba Inuzuka, Oh no your back." Said boy smirked and stood. "Yes, I
am Kiba Inuzuka. And yes, I am back witch is wonderful. I guess one interesting fact
about me would be…the reason I was expelled. I love to fight." He sat back down.
Sasuke looked at Sakura. She was scribbling something on a piece of paper. "Naruto
Uzamaki, Wait what?!" Naruto stood. " I'm Naruto Uzamaki, dattebayo! I love ramen, and
its very good to see you again Asuma-sensei." Naruto grinned. "Take your seat. Ok, next
is Shikamaru Nara. Finally, a good kid!" A boy stood and yawned. "Everyone who cares
has already heard my name. I like to sleep." He sat and Asuma sighed. "Lets see…Neji
Hyuga." A boy with long hair stood up. "Neji Hyuga. I enjoy." He paused and smirked.
"Basketball." He sat down and started chuckling. "Get a hair cut you look like a girl.
Alright we have-" He was cut off because Kiba was now laughing. "Mr. Inuzuka, I thought
you'd last longer than that. What so funny?" Kiba straightened up "Nothing sir." Kiba still
had a big smirk on his face. "Uh-huh I believe it. Well we better get on anyway." Sasuke
couldn't hear any more. Not that he wanted to. This was boring. He wanted to go home.
Sakura was giggling right in his ear and passing notes to Kiba. "Saku- Oh no." Sakura
looked up innocently. A small smile appeared on her face. "Sakura Haruno. First off, give
me the note." Sakura pouted but handed him the note. "Second Kiba you move… Next to
Ami." Kiba growled and moved. "Okay, now am I going to have to get you assigned a
new schedule or can you promise no funny stuff?" Sakura smiled. "No funny stuff." "Good,
then next state one thing about you to the class." Sakura nodded and turned to the
class. "My name is Sakura Haruno and I'm really not all that interesting." She turned back
to Asuma. He grumbled incoherently. "Okay, Spit out your gum. Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke
stood and Sakura brushed up against him on the way back to her desk Sasuke ignored
her and spoke quickly. "My name is-" Naruto jumped in. "Teme!" Half the class started
laughing. Asuma shook his head. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I have an older brother,
Itachi, who is a senior." He sat. "Very well, class is-" The bell rung and all the kids ran
past him to the door.
So? Any tips for the next chapter? I'll have it up when I can. I'm gonna pick it up at lunch which is 4th hour. I made Asuma act like my Science teacher. He's really funny, but really strict.
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