I'm standing in front of my locker watching Puck flirt with that hobbit and I'm not happy about it. Everyone knows that Puck and I are dating, but that doesn't stop her. She's always looking at him like that and I'm starting to get really irritated. What makes her think she has a right to flirt with my boyfriend? Even worst what makes Puck think it's ok to flirt back? What kind of a boyfriend does that?

"San?" When did Britt get here? "Are you ok?"

"What makes her think it's alright to flirt with my boyfriend?" I sigh as I lean against my locker

"You know Puck wouldn't cheat on you." Britt says leaning next to me

"He had before, Britt." I point out

"But, you've cheated on him too. With me." Leave it it to Britt to point that out. I know that Puck and I aren't exactly the perfect couple, but he's still mine. I love him. Ok I'm not in love with him, but I do love him. I've known him my whole life and after all we've been through you would think he would have enough respect for me to not flirt with another girl in front of the whole school "Seriously when will you just step out of Narnia and join the real world."

"You know I'm not ready, Britt. I barley started admitting it to myself." There really is no denying the fact that I'm gay. I've tried to deny it for a long time, but I just couldn't do it anymore. That doesn't mean that I'm ready to tell other people. That's why I continue to date Puck, but Man hands doesn't know that and I'll be dammed if I just stand here and watch them flirt any longer "That's enough!"

I grab a slushy out of some kids and walked towards my boyfriend and the dwarf. I know some people might think I'm acting immature, but I'm Santana Lopez. When something is mine I make sure everybody knows that. So, I don't even think twice when I toss the slushy right in Berry's face

"What the hell are you doing?" Puck shouts before I glare at him

"What the hell are you doing?" I shout in his face "You're my boyfriend! Why are you flirting with this loser?"

"I wasn't flirting!" Puck insists

"I'm not blind, Puck! I saw you!"

"It was innocent!"

"You're my boyfriend!"

"Enough!" Berry shouts all covered in slushy "I'm sick and tired of all the Damn slushies!" Who knew this chick had a backbone? "Noah, call me when you're done with the bitch." She stomps off into the bathroom before I can respond. Did she really just tell MY boyfriend to call her when he's done with me? While I'm standing right here? Oh hell no! I run after her and storm into the bathroom before I push her against the wall

"What the hell?" Berry shouts as her back hits the wall

"Who the hell do you think you're dealing with? I'm Santana fucking Lopez! You have some nerve hitting on my boyfriend!l then telling him to call you while I'm standing right there! Are you fucking kidding me?"

"Why are you even with him, Santana?" Oh I guess someone decided to grow a pair. I'm slightly impressed, but that doesn't mean I'm going to back down

"What the hell are you talking about, Berry? I'm dating him, because I love him!" I lie of course "Why I'm with him is really none of your business anyway!"

"Oh just drop the act, Santana! You can try to fool everyone else, but not me! When are you going to stop fighting it? Everyone already knows!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?" There's no way she's going to say what I think right? I will not hesitate to go all Lima heights on her ass right here in the bathroom right nowm

"Oh give it up already! You're a lesbian, Santana! Everybody knows it, but you still try to hide it! Why don't you stop lying to everybody and let Noah go, so he can find someone who can love him the way he deserves!" I swear all I see is red before I shove Rachel hard against the wall

"Shut up! You don't know what the fuck you're talking about! It's easy to tell someone else what they should do when it's not their life! You don't know me! You don't know what it's like being me! So, don't go running your mouth like you know what I'm fling through, because you don't!" I'm not even sure what I'm saying anymore. I'm just so angry that the words are kind of coming out on their own

"What it's like being you? Oh yes, it must be so hard to be the pretty, popular cheerleader where everyone loves you. How do you even make it through the day?" The sarcasm in her voice gives me this urge to punch her in the face, but I don't. I can't afford to get suspend

"My life isn't exactly easy, Berry! I have two parents that are never home, a little brother and sister I have to look after, an older sister who doesn't help out in the slightest, and on top of all that I still manage to stay popular, and yes I said manage, because it's a full time job! I worked my ass off to both get and keep this uniform and I will not stand here and listen to you say how easy it is to be me!" I shout in her face. How dare she talk about me like she knows me!

"Everyone has those kind of problems, Santana! It's called life and you deal with it! Do you know the kind of problems I have? Slushy problems! As in I get a slushy to the face at least twice a day! Do you think I like dressing like an overgrown toddler! I dress this way, because I can't risk ruining one of my good outfits!" If she thinks that anything she says is going to make me feel bad for her she's sadly mistaken

"Like it would be so hard being you! So, you get hit by a couple slushies? Clean up and move on! You don't have the pressure of maintaining your reputation or popularity! You could walk around this school and be exactly who you are! You don't have to stay hidden all the time!"

"Right." Rachel rolls her eyes "Being known as the schools harlot is much better than being known as the schools lesbian."

That's it! That's what caused me to snap! I shove Berry for the third time, only this time it's much harder and she falls to the floor landing on her ass

"Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Berry." I thought I had her. I thought she would back off now, but I was wrong. Instead she jumps up off the floor and pushes me so hard, I fall into a stall and land on a fucking toilet! "Fuck!" My back hitting the tank hurt like a bitch! I don't take long to worry about it though, because I stand up and leap forward, tackling Rachel to the ground

"Bitch!" She shouts as she grabs my wrists and flips me over, so that she's on top of me "What the fuck is your problem with me anyway?" I've never heard Rachel Berry swear so much before. It's kind of freaking me out a little bit, but I won't let it show

"I thought I made my problem perfectly clear when I saw you flirting with my boyfriend!" I don't know why it brothered me so much. I thought I was just very territorial, but I've seen Puck flirt with half the school and I've never gotten this mad. Maybe I just really don't like Berry?

"We both know that's not true! You use to slushy me way before you and Noah got back together! So, I'll ask you again, what is your problem with me?" I don't really know what my problem is with Rachel. I've always singled her out since freshmen year, but I don't know why. It could be that I might be a little jealous that she's not afraid to be exactly who she is "Are you really that threatened by me?" Or it could be that she's a bitch!

"Threatened?" I laugh as I shove her off of me and stand up "Don't make me laugh! Why would I be threatened by you?" She opens her mouth to answer, but I put up my hand for her to stop "Please don't answer that. I don't feel like listening to you ramble."

"Ahhhh! You're so fucking frustrating! You're just such a-"

"Bitch?" I finish for her with a smirk

"I've had enough of your bullshit." She puts calmly before standing up and walking towards the bathroom door. Who the hell does she think she is? This conversation isn't over until I say it's over!

"I'm not done talking to you yet." I say as I grab her by the wrist to pull her back in, but we both end up falling to the ground instead

What the hell happened? Where am I? Why does my head hurt? All these questions instantly come to mind as I sit up and open my eyes slowly. I start to look around and see that I'm in the bathroom at school. That answers one question, but that still doesn't explain why my head hurts so much. I place my hand on my head and I feel something sticky. I look at my hand to see what it is. How the fuck did I get slushy in my hair?

"What happened?" I hear someone ask from behind me. It wasn't until now that I remember that Berry and I stormed in here after I saw her with Puck. I turn my head to start telling her off only to see that I'm not looking at Berry. I'm looking at me

"What the fuck?" I shout as I stand up to look in the mirror to see Rachel Berry

"Santana, do you have to shout like that?" It's clear to me that Berry doesn't realize what just happened. I guess it's up to me to calmly explain this to her

"Berry! Get off my your ass, while I mean technically my ass, and look in this fucking mirror!" Hey, that was as calm as I could possibly be right now alright?

"What are you-" Berry stops speaking when she looks in the mirror and sees me staring back at her "Oh my God." She turns her head to look at me and we stand there for a few seconds face to face before

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" that happens

"What the fuck is going on?" I shout

"I don't know! Oh my God I don't want to be you!" She shouts back

"What the fuck are you complaining for? You should consider yourself lucky! I'm a fucking hobbit!"

"Stop insulting me!"

"You guys?" Berry and I stop shouting when we hear Sam's voice from outside the bathroom "Is everything ok?" He asks peaking his head into the bathroom

"What the fuck are you doing, Trouty mouth?" I ask "This is the girls bathroom, pervert!"

"San- uh Rachel!" Berry shouts making me realize what I just said in her body

"I just wanted to see if you were ok." Sam says clearly confused

"We're perfectly fine, Samuel." What the fuck is she doing? That is not something I would say

"Are you sure? Maybe you guys should see the nurse or something."

"We're fine, Guppy lips." I roll my eyes, or Berry's eyes? You know what shut up this is confusing! "We're fine. Now will you please leave!"

"Rachel, calm down." Berry says placing a hand on my shoulder "We're fine, Samuel. Rachel's just experiencing some bad cramps and I'm here to make sure she's alright. Right, Rachel?"

"Right." I nod

"Ok." Sam says weirded out before he slowly leaves the bathroom

"What the fuck was that, Berry?" I shout once we're alone "We're perfectly fine, Samuel? Does that sound like something I would say?"

"What about you?" She shouts back "I would never refer to Samuel as 'Trouty mouth' or 'Guppy lips' that's just cruel!"

"That's how I talk, and now it's how you're going yo talk since you're somehow trapped in my body!"

"Then you need to learn how to speak like me as well!" I didn't think about that

"No fucking way! Hell no! Not happening! There's no way I'm walking around talking like you! No way in hell!"

"Do you think I want to go around talking like you? We don't even know what's going on! All we can do is go on like nothings happened until we find out how this happened." Now I know she's trying to be reasonable, but I'm far too freaked out to care

"Who knows how long that could take? I just want my body back!"

"I want that too, Santana! Believe it or not, I actually don't want to be trapped in your body!" Was that an insult? It felt like an insult "I'm not insulting you, Santana. Anyone one with eyes can see that you're beautiful, but I don't want to be you. I'm perfectly happy being me." When she's done taking I realize she's crying

"Rachel, please don't cry." I say softly. I'm not sure what the hell is going on here, but I do know that fighting will get us nowhere. I have no choice but to work with her for now "No more fighting ok? I'm sorry. We'll never get through this if we don't work together. Can we call a truce until we're back in our own bodies?"

"Ok." She nods "What do we do first?"

"How about we go to my house. My parents won't be there and I can clean the slushy off of me, well off of you, then we can try and figure something out."

"Sounds like a plan." She says before we walk out of the bathroom and towards my car. I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I intend to find out.