This is my first Tokyo Mew Mew fanfiction…and it's an AU.
"When are we gonna get there?"
"Kish, you better shut up or I'll shut you up myself."
"With a –"
"No. With a fist. Not a kiss. Want to learn the difference, jerk?"
"Not especially."
"Alien."
"Kitty."
"Moron."
"Cat woman."
"Kish, if you look in the cooler there's an ice cream sandwich. I was saving it for myself, but if you eat it, you might shut up."
"Sure… THAT'S the reason you're giving it to me."
"I have a boyfriend."
"So what, we're all only teenagers. That stuff doesn't last."
"Kish, I have half a mind to tape you to the windshield."
"Then you couldn't drive and we'd crash."
"That's why I only have half a mind to do it. Now shut up and eat the ice cream."
"Fine, I will."
And Kish ate the ice cream.
"Ichigo, there are giant chainsaws in the sky…"
"I'm sure there are."
"Crazy, but that's how it goes..."
"Rule 155 of being Kish: no singing in Ichigo's car."
"Meanie. Why are there two of you and only one of me?"
I am never driving this guy to the psychologist again.
