This is my first Tokyo Mew Mew fanfiction…and it's an AU.

"When are we gonna get there?"

"Kish, you better shut up or I'll shut you up myself."

"With a –"

"No. With a fist. Not a kiss. Want to learn the difference, jerk?"

"Not especially."

"Alien."

"Kitty."

"Moron."

"Cat woman."

"Kish, if you look in the cooler there's an ice cream sandwich. I was saving it for myself, but if you eat it, you might shut up."

"Sure… THAT'S the reason you're giving it to me."

"I have a boyfriend."

"So what, we're all only teenagers. That stuff doesn't last."

"Kish, I have half a mind to tape you to the windshield."

"Then you couldn't drive and we'd crash."

"That's why I only have half a mind to do it. Now shut up and eat the ice cream."

"Fine, I will."

And Kish ate the ice cream.

"Ichigo, there are giant chainsaws in the sky…"

"I'm sure there are."

"Crazy, but that's how it goes..."

"Rule 155 of being Kish: no singing in Ichigo's car."

"Meanie. Why are there two of you and only one of me?"

I am never driving this guy to the psychologist again.