Title: Who?
Author: Jedi Bubbles
Rating: PG
Period: post or during NJO
Genre: one-shot
Summary: This is spawned from the #76 theme: Who? of the Ultimate Fanfic Challenge. As I said before, I'm not formally entering but just seeing if I can do it. Oh, and it's mainly about Kyp. I wrote it while suffering from an overdose of summer homework.

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"Hey, who's that?"

"Who's who?"

"The hot dark-haired guy talking to Jaina Solo?"

"Oh, that's Kyp Durron."

"No!"

"No what?"

"That can't be Kyp Durron!"

"Why not?"

"Kyp Durron can't be that hot!"

"Why not?

"My brother told me he breathes fires, sings off-key, eats Kowakian lizard monkeys for breakfast, and is about forty-five seasons."

"That makes no sense. I'm pretty sure he can't breathe fire and Kowakian lizard monkeys aren't good for human digestion. And he has a lovely singing voice."

"How would you know?"

"He wandered his way into the med-ward once when he was drunk. He sang that he was looking for pain killers for tomorrow morning and some other songs. I think he should try to get a record deal. Now, for your last point, Kyp Durron may be slightly old but the only sign of age is the silver at his temples. I personally think it makes him look distinguished."

"Oh."

"And he has a nice butt."

As the previously mentioned Jedi walked past, both women leaned over to appreciate the view.

"You're right. It is nice."

Fin

…headdesk Now that I've typed this up, it isn't as funny as it was this morning. Oh well, I'm going to post it anyways.