Nightmare
Disclaimer: I own nothing not the characters nor the music. Okay?
Summary: Bella "Is this real or am I dreaming? Why is everyone singing?" I suck at summaries but its better than it sounds.
Words like this means it is a song and some one is singing it kk wanted to make that clear
Chapter 1
Goodnight
"Goodnight Bella" said Edward for like the millionth time tonight.
"Just one more kiss, please" whined Bella.
Edward chuckled and pressed his cold lips to a pair of warm ones.
"Go to sleep now" said Edward.
"night" said Bella.
Within minutes Bella was sleeping thanks to Edward humming Bella's lullaby in her ear.
I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train, uh huh huh uh huh huh, sang a voice waking Bella up.
You know that I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train uh huh huh uh huh huh yea,
Hold 'em up,
Here we go,
All the Hicks and Chicks feel the flow,
"Emmett why are you singing in my room?" asked a confused Bella cause all she sees in her room is Emmett wearing a pink tux.
Big black train coming round the bend,
Go on kin folk tell your mom and them,
Chugg a lugga, Chugg a lugga, Chugg a lugga
"E-e-Emmett are you okay??" asked a freaked out Bella.
Who? The big black neck coming' through to you boy you done fell and bumped you head uh huh,
That's what they said,
People say it's impossible, not probable, too radical,
"Uh… Edward- uh where are you?" asked Bella looking around and not seeing Edward in the room, just seeing Emmett singing.
But I already been on the CMA's,
Hell Tim McGraw said he liked the change,
That he likes the way my Hick-hop sounds and the way the crowd screams when I stomp the ground,
Now, big and black, clickty clack and I make the train jump the track like that
"I'm sure you can now why are you in my room singing?" asked Bella once again, but is still ignored by Emmett.
I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train, uh huh huh uh huh huh,
You know that I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train uh huh huh uh huh huh yea,
From my deep decent deep into your ear,
My voice is your choice that you wanted to hear,
"No its not" said Bella staring wide eyed at Emmett.
Southern boy makin' noise where the buffalo roam,
Less denim an' bone that you might have known.
See my ridin' into town like a desperado,
With a big belt buckle,
The Cowboy Dorado,
All over the World Wide Web you'll see download CBT on that MP3,
Speak clearly what I'm sayin' so you comprehend in the name of Hick-hop radio tune in,
Rollin' like thunder on to the scene,
Its kinda hard to describe if you know what I mean.
"No I don't know" said Bella still wide eyed.
I never claimed to be the hardest of the brother's hard rock,
But I'm booming out the box,
Skill got you jumping out your socks.
From Texas here I come movin' your body with the bass kick drum.
I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train, uh huh huh uh huh huh,
You know that I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train uh huh huh uh huh huh yea,
I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train, uh huh huh uh huh huh,
You know that I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train uh huh huh uh huh huh yea,
I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train, uh huh huh uh huh huh,
You know that I play chicken with the train play chicken with the train train uh huh huh uh huh huh yea,
Huh, yea, one time,
Alice walks in looking all emo, tight black pants with silver chains, a tight black T shirt with some random band written on it and her hair was black and hanging around her face.
Get you some of that!
"Alice thank god you're here you need to help me I think Emmett's gone crazy, he's singing." said Bella.
Ooooo Owwww
This is what a woman wants…
Any man of mine better be proud of me
Even when I'm ugly he still better love me
And I can be late for a date that's fine
But he better be on time
"You too Alice?!" cried Bella kinda creeped out cause Alice was dressed like an emo.
Any man of mine'll say it fits just right
When last years dress is just a little too tight
And anything I do or say better be okay
When I have a bad hair day
And if I change my mind
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine
"Why are you singing Alice did you have too much fun with a karaoke machine or something?" asked Bella wide eyed.
Well any man of mine better disagree
When I say another woman's lookin' better than me
And when I cook him dinner and I burn it black
He better say, mmmm, I like it like that yeah
And if I changed my mind
A million times
I wanna hear him say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine
Let me hear you say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I like it that way
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin' squeezin' pleasin' kinda time
I need a man who knows, how the story goes
He's gotta be a heartbeatin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' earthquakin' kind
Any man of mine
You gotta shimmy shake
Make the earth quake
Kick, turn, stomp, stomp, then you jump
Heel to toe, Do Si Do
'Til your boots wanna break
"Til your feet and your back ache
Keep it movin' 'til you just can't take anymore
Come on everyone on the floor
A-one two, a-three four
Hup two, hum
If you wanna be a man of mine, that's right
This is what a woman wants…
"Have you and Emmett gone crazy Alice?" asked Bella.
In walks Carlisle wearing a hot pink shirt and black pants.
Hehe cliff hanger I wonder what Carlisle is going to sing, well I know but you don't. please review this is my first fanfic/songfic. Hope you like it. If you review I just might give you a cookie. The song that Emmett sang was "I Play Chicken with the Train" by Big and Rich. And Alice's song was "Any Man like Mine" by Shania Twain
