1Chapter One: Gai and Rock Lee

Let me explain what this fanfic is about… My friend Kimie and my sister Adri and I were sitting and chatting and talking about Kimie's fanfic when I realized that I liked certain paring's that weren't out there. Well some (like this one) I just added 'cause I guess I wanted to use the characters. There are eight couples that I'm brining in and this one was at the top. Kimie, my sister, and myself are all in this fanfic and the rest are Naruto characters. So please enjoy this funny story that will often be weird. P.S. The first eight chapters may be short! Sorry!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the characters. But I do own my sister and Kimie for this fanfic.

Rock Lee's POV: (I already hate spelling his name)

I've known Gai sensei for a long time now. I don't think he noticed yet though, the real reason that I look like him. I know very well that the way we look won't attract girls. But I don't want girls or guys. I just want him. I know that's wrong but I don't care. I think I'm in love with him.

"Gai-Sensei wait!" I called after him. He turned around.

"Hey Lee what's up? Scoring lots of points with the ladies?"

"No Sensei… I wanted to talk to you about something."

"Okay shoot."

"Can we go somewhere private?"

"Oh, it's serious." I nodded. "Okay then let's go to my place."

"Okay." He led the way as I followed.

"So what's the big problem?" He said as he slumped down in a couch.

"Um I think I'm starting to figure out who I really am."

"Really?" He said with surprise, "And who are you exactly?"

"Well I'm Rock Lee." He rolled his eyes like he already knew that what else. "And I don't think I like girls."

"ReAlLy!" he said shocked. He rubbed his head and looked back at me. "Do you have a guy in mind?"

"Actually, yes I do."

"Well, who is it?"

"Promise not to laugh and keep it a secret?" It wasn't him laughing at me, or him keeping it a secret that I was worried about. It was more like his reaction.

"Yes! Yes, who is it already?"

"Well… It's… It's…"

"Yes?"

"Its you Gai –Sensei." I waited for his reaction with my eyes closed. About a minute later I opened them again and to my surprise he was still just sitting there. "Are you mad at me?"

"How can I be mad at you if it's your own feelings."

"That's just like you Sensei!"

"Is that supposed to be offensive? Should I be hurt?"

"No Sensei! Just tell me how you feel! Please?"

"Alright, alright just let me think for a moment…."

"…"

"…"

"Well?"

"…….."

"Um Sensei?"

"…"

"Sensei?"

"What? Oh right I forgot what I was thinkin' 'bout."

"Sensei why can't you be serious? Can't you tell I'm madly in love with you?"

"Are you sure it's not just a crush?"

"I'm sure."

"What will Niji and Ten Ten think?"

"I bet their making out with each other as we speak!"

"Oh they like each other!"

"Niji secretly tries to hide his feeling and Ten Ten makes out with him in her mind! So yes they like each other! But that's not the point; you can tell Niji is thinking about her… But this isn't about them!It's about us!"

"Hmmmm…. This does, indeed, need deep thought… Maybe we can discus over lunch?"

"Um Gai-Sensei, are you asking me out?" I asked turning a little pink.

"Maybe, we'll have to discus over so ramen and sushi!" (Author Note: weird pairing but that's what this fic is about right?)

"Aw right! You got Gai-Sensei!"

"But just don't tell anyone 'kay? Or I'll be arrested for pedophileisim? Our little secret 'kay?"

"As long as I'm with you I will tell any lie Sensei!"

"Okay lets go!"

So that was the first f$ked up chapter… Did y'all like it? Ya it's short.

Who will be next…?

PSSSSST! Don't tell the Author that I'm telling you that it's me and Iruka-Sensei next okay? Believe it!