Welcome to my little piece of insanity. I hope you enjoy this. I thought of this when I recalled a funny little commercial about some granola bar on TV with flying pigs and a pilot. I thought it would be funny to have Nick chasing his meal... a flying cow. I don't own any of the characters or places from Forever Knight but I own Tanya, Mitsy, and... the cow. Please I would love any reviews!

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When cows fly...
-5/2/99


**Skies over Toronto, 3:15 a.m.**

Tanya checked all the passengers to make sure all of them were belted in. They going to land in thirty minutes and had to get everything prepared. Mitsy, yes her name was Mitsy, her best friend and co-worker was doing first class and she was checking on coach. Moving along the aisle she picked up loose items from the floor and correctly belted in passengers. She then moved herself to the center of the plane and met with Mitsy to belt themselves in.

The plane soon began to descend with the Captain speaking over the intercom about how high they were and how long before they landed. Mitsy began to speak to her droning off about what she was going to do when she go to Toronto and both of them got to stay for their two week vacation. Tanya being a levelheaded "on the ground" person began to dream of visiting the CN Tower, the museums, and maybe take one of those to guided tours of the city. Mitsy on the other hand was a free spirit she said Tanya was working too hard. In her words, "girl you gotta get some fun and get some color back into those cheeks, we're gonna hit all the night spots and have us a little fun." Sighing Tanya turned her head and looked out the little window to her right.

Looking out across the darkish sky she began to think out the wonderful trip to the museums to look at the painting, sculptures, cows... Cows! Tanya looked out at the window and saw a flying cow. A black and white heifer to be precise. Gasping she shook her head and saw an even more startling sight, a man with blond hair and a black trenchcoat chasing after the cow. If that wasn't bad enough there was another man one in black with white hair...laughing? Praying to god she closed her eyes, took a deep breath and opened her eyes again. Nothing...nothing but the same blackish darkness she had seen for five years as a stewardess. Maybe she was working too hard. At that moment, she heard Misty calling out repeatedly to her.

"Tanya? Tanya? Earth to Tanya."

"Whaaat?"

"I was asking you how about we hit that club Jackie told us about, you know the one she says is the best in town."

"Club?" Thinking about her hallucination and needed to relax, "sure, what is it called?"

"Um, let me think. Oh yes the Raven, we gotta go to the Raven"

"Hell why not," at least there she wouldn't be seeing any flying cows or flying people.