Spongebob Goes To The Hood (Pt 2)
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Spongebob and Patrick go inside Tay-Tay's house. They sit in the kitchen waiting for Aunt Flo, Tay-Tay's mama, to get the food ready.
Aunt Flo: Y'all like black-eyed peas, collard greens, and ham hocks?
Patrick: What are those?
Tay-Tay: It's soul food! Y'all ain't never had no soul food before?
Patrick: No. Not that I know of.
Tay-Tay: Aw man! That shit is of the hook, man!
Aunt Flo: What do y'all eat if not soul food?
Spongebob: We eat Krabby Patties!
Tay-Tay: What the hell is that?
Patrick: It's fried food! You ain't never had no fried food before?
Tay-Tay jumps over the table and punches Patrick.
Tay-Tay: DON'T DO THAT SHIT, MAN! DON'T FUCKING BE LIKE ME!
Patrick: Okay, I'm so sorry!
Spongebob: Tay-Tay! Please don't mind him! He's my best friend!
Tay-Tay: I wouldn't give a fuck if he was Neptune hisself! He gon' respect me!
Aunt Flo brings the food back to the table, and Spongebob and Patrick tries to dig in, but Aunt Flo pulls the food back and says
Aunt Flo: I don't know what you do in Bikini Bottom, but in San Aqua we say grace first!
Spongebob: Oh! I totally forgot!
Aunt Flo says the grace; everybody eats, and then Tay-Tay, Spongebob, and Patrick go to Tay-Tay's room.
Tay-Tay: Y'all like my worm?
Spongebob and Patrick stand in the corner hiding from Tay-Tay's worm.
Spongebob: It's so big! I'm scared!
Patrick: Yeah! Me, too!
Tay-Tay: Killa, stay!
The worm sits. The worm looks at Spongebob and Patrick, runs after them.
Will the worm damn near kill them?
Stay tuned for the next part of Spongebob Goes To The Hood!