The TRUE story of what happened to Orochimaru

Moments before the final and epic battle between Sasuke and the Snake Sannin, Sasuke made a phone call. Sasuke heard the other person pick up the phone. "Hello Choji". Sasuke then proceeded to tell Choji that Orochimaru was attempting to utterly eliminate what is known as BBQ. One could hear Choji's scream of rage from Snow country.

Choji then rushed over to Orochimaru's current whereabouts and jumped high up into the air. He then proceeded to eat a whole shitload of soldier pills and the special Akimichi colored pills. He used the expansion justsu on himself, transforming to the size of the statues near the Valley of the End.

A few days later, Choji was seen coming back to the village with Orochimaru and Sasuke's body (Whom he killed by accident). He was immediately named the Sixth Hokage and Naruto became insanely jealous. Naruto then unleashed the Kyuubi and killed everyone. The End.