Big Bang Theory meets ICarly
Chapter 1
Seattle, Washington: Bushwell Plaza, Apartment 8C
Carly Shay was sitting on the couch holding a mug of coffee watching Girly Cow with her best friend Sam Pucket. Sam wasn't really paying that much attention to the show as she was currently busy trimming her dirty toe nails over the coffee table.
" Sam what are you doing?", Carly asked.
" Trimming my toe nails.", Sam said.
" Over my coffee table?", Carly asked.
" Yeah. What of it?", Sam said.
" I don't want your dirty toe nails on my coffee table.", Carly said.
" So I don't want to walk all the way upstairs to the bathroom and do it in there. That's too much work." Carly just rolled eyes and asked, " You just love to be lazy don't you?"
" Pretty much.", Sam said as she continued trimming her toe nails. Just then, Freddie barged in all excited.
" Carly, Sam, I got something really exciting to tell you!", Freddie excitedly said slamming the door behind him.
" Is it about that giant meatball sticking out of your pants?", Sam jokingly asked.
" There's no giant meatball sticking out my pants!", Freddie exclaimed as he looked at Sam.
" Well bye.", Sam said as she walked away from Freddie completely unamused.
" Sam?!", Carly exclaimed.
" Come on this is big, like very big!", Freddie protested.
" What is it Freddie?", Carly asked.
" You know that lecture hall downtown?", Freddie asked.
" Yeah what about it?", Carly asked.
" I just heard there's going to be a science lecture there tonight!", Freddie excitedly said.
" Oh big whoop dee doo! Why would we want to go to a boring lecture hall to listen to a bunch of geeks and nerds talk about science and all that crap?!", Sam rudely said.
" Because you have no idea who's going to be there!", Freddie exclaimed.
" Oh I'm so very sorry Freddie! Please do tell us who's going to be at this nerd hall before I break your face!", Sam sarcastically said.
" Sam!", Carly exclaimed as she looked at her best friend who just rolled her eyes. Then she looked at Freddie and asked, " Who's going to be there Freddie?"
" Dr. Sheldon Cooper!", Freddie exclaimed.
" Get out! Are you serious?!", Carly exclaimed.
" Yes!", Freddie exclaimed.
" Who's Dr. Sheldon Cooper?", Sam asked completely unamused.
" What?! Que Pasa?!", Carly and Freddie exclaimed as they stared at Sam.
" What?! I don't understand.", Sam said.
" You don't know who he is?!", Carly exclaimed in complete shock.
" No who is he?", Sam asked.
" He's a brilliant theoretical physicist from Caltech University! He has a genius IQ of 187!", Freddie exclaimed.
" Can't believe you're still talking!", Sam rudely said.
" Sam!", Carly exclaimed.
" Come on this is a really big deal for me!", Freddie exclaimed.
" I don't want to go to some boring science lecture! This is like asking me to go hang out with elderly people! None of those are what I enjoy doing!", Sam complained.
" Sam this is Freddie's thing and we're his friends. So we're going to go whether you want to or not.", Carly said.
" But Carls?!", Sam complained.
" Nah uh, I don't want to hear it!", Carly exclaimed.
" Fine, we'll go to the lecture! But you're buying me a bucket of fried chicken for this!", Sam stated with a groan.
" Deal.", Carly said. Then she injected, " Spencer!"
" Ahh, what's going on?! Did something happen out here?!", Spencer exclaimed as he bolted out of his room swinging a crowbar.
" No! We're going to a science lecture downtown. You want come with?", Carly said.
" M'okay, sure. Just let me get my shoes and my jacket!", Spencer said before running off to his room.
" This is going to be the greatest night ever!", Freddie exclaimed as Spencer came back out wearing his shoes and jacket.
" Oh shut up!", Sam exclaimed as she shoved him out the door.
Seattle Women's Penitentiary: Cell Block 9
" I'm coming for you ICarlys! I'm going to make you pay!", Nora Dershlit maliciously said in her cell as she stared at the picture on the wall of Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Gibby. She drew a big X across the picture with a red magic marker. Then she angrily kicked it off the wall with her foot and angrily screamed, " I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
" Dershlit! Keep it down in there!", a female guard shouted as she banged her baton against the wall.
" Leave me alone! You can't tell me what to do!", Nora psychotically screeched at the guard.
" One more outburst and you're going in solitary confinement!", the guard shouted at her.
" Shut up! Go away!", Nora screeched.
" Ok that's it!", the guard shouted before opening the door but the second she did Nora shouted, "Take this you stupid guard!" before kicking her in the head knocking her out. Nora let out a diabolical laugh as the guard hit the floor.
" Revenge is mine ICarlys! Yay for days!", Nora screamed with a psychotic smirk on her face before running off to make her escape. Her ankle bracelet tripped the alarm.
Lecture hall, Downtown Seattle
" I don't understand why we had to come all the way to Seattle to give this lecture. I don't need validation from lesser minds.", Sheldon said as he wrote something on the whiteboard.
" Quit your whinnying Sheldon! You said that to me before when I presented our paper!", Leonard said as he placed his things on the table.
" Yes and that was because I forbade you to do it in the first place.", Sheldon said.
" Really Sheldon?! You're going to act like this in front of a room full of people?! You're not the only person who's smarter than everyone else in here!", Leonard shot back at his roommate/best friend. Before Sheldon could say anything to that Matteron, his 16 year old daughter interrupted.
" Dad I'm bored!", Matteron said twisting a strand of her hair around her finger.
" Then why did you and Nova come here?", Sheldon asked as he stared at his daughter.
" Because Mom and Mrs. Hofstadter went out drinking and Nova and I didn't want to stay at the hotel room alone!", Matteron stated as she rolled her eyes.
" Well what do you want me to do Matteron? Leonard and I have a lecture to do.", Sheldon asked narrowing his eyes at his daughter.
" Why don't you and Nova just go do something.", Leonard said.
" Yes please do!", Sheldon said.
" Alright, fine.", Matteron said. Then she interjected across the room, "Yo Nova!"
" What is it Matteron?", Nova asked who was sitting in a chair. She was Matteron's best friend and Leonard's 16 year old daughter.
" Come on let's go do something. I don't want to sit around in this room being bored.", Matteron said.
" Ok. What do you want to do?", Nova asked getting up from the chair.
" You want to play tag?", Matteron asked.
" Sure. Why not?", Nova said.
" Tag you're it!", Matteron exclaimed as she tapped Nova's shoulder before running out of the room.
" Hey no fair! Matty wait up!", Nova exclaimed as she ran after her best friend. It was at this time that Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Spencer showed up as well as other people. The room began to fill up fast.
" This is awesome! I can't believe we're actually in the same room as Dr. Sheldon Cooper!", Freddie exclaimed as they all sat down.
" The physicist?!", Spencer asked.
" Yes and oh my god there he is!", Freddie exclaimed as he saw Sheldon talking to Leonard.
" That's who you're geeked up about Freddie?! That dork?!", Sam asked as she pointed her fried chicken leg at Sheldon before she took a bite of it.
" He's not a dork Sam he's a physicist.", Freddie said.
" Yeah well you geeks and nerds are all alike to me.", Sam said as she took another bite of her chicken leg.
" Sam knock it off. Stop torturing Freddie.", Carly said.
" Whatever.", Sam said.
" Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D, and Sc.D and this is my colleague, roommate and best friend Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, Ph.D.", Sheldon said as he stood next to Leonard. The entire room of people gave them applause.
Nightclub, Downtown Seattle
Penny and Amy were sitting at a table having a few drinks just talking to each other.
" It's nice we get to spend a few hours together considering the fact that I've been busy with my research and you working at The Cheesecake Factory.", Amy said taking a sip of her cocktail.
" Totally. I just wish Bernadette was able to join us.", Penny said as she took of her cocktail.
" Me too but I guess her and Howard decided to take a vacation.", Amy said.
" Yeah Amy but still it's not a Girls' Night without Bernadette.", Penny said.
" I agree with that Penny.", Amy said.
" What do you think the girls are doing Amy?", Penny asked.
" How should I know Penny? I think Sheldon said something about him and Leonard taking the girls with them. They're at the lecture hall.", Amy said.
" Yeah but still I don't know… WHAT THE HELL?!", Penny exclaimed as she looked up at the tv screen above the bar. It was a breaking news report.
" Breaking news tonight, a dangerous young woman is on the loose after escaping the Seattle Women's Penitentiary. Nora Dershlit was serving a 5 year sentence for a prior kidnapping of Carly Shay, Samantha Pucket, Fredward Benson, and Orenthal Gibson better known as the stars of a popular webshow called ICarly. Here is the mugshot pictures of the young woman in question. If anyone has any information or has seen her please immediately contact the Seattle Police Department.", the female reporter said.
" Oh that doesn't sound good. Amy I'm starting to get a little worried about the girls.", Penny said as she stared at the mugshot of Nora on the tv.
" Penny I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. The girls are with Sheldon and Leonard at the lecture hall.", Amy said taking a sip.
" Yeah but what if that woman shows up there Amy? I don't want her touching our girls.", Penny said.
" I don't want that either bestie but I'm sure everything's fine.", Amy said for reassurance. Penny still wasn't convinced though.
Lecture hall, Downtown Seattle
" I'm gonna get you Matteron!", Nova exclaimed as she chased her best friend around another room.
" In your dreams Nova!", Matteron exclaimed as she continued running. The two girls went around and around a table laughing their heads off before Nova finally grabbed Matteron around the waist. They were having so much fun that they eventually wanted to kick it up a notch by listening to music on Matteron's ipod. As they started dancing around the room Matteron grabbed her ankle and the back of her head twisting her body all over the place. Nova was doing the Running Man. The song they were listening to was Hands Held High by Linkin Park. Once the song was over the next song came up.
Hallway
Unknown to everybody there a young woman in disguise entered the building and began walking the hallways in search of Carly, Sam, and Freddie. Gibby wasn't with them because he was currently hanging out with his girlfriend and didn't know what was about to happen to his friends. The young woman that was searching for them was Nora Dershlit.
" Alright now where are you you filthy ICarlys?!", Nora silently hissed to herself as she hid behind a wall scanning the hallways making sure that no one saw her even though she was in disguise. She shifted position against the wall but ended up knocking over a trash can which made a loud thump. Surprisingly Sheldon and Leonard didn't hear this, but the girls did.
" Oh no.", Nora silently hissed.
Matteron and Nova
" What the hell was that?", Nova asked.
" I don't know, I think that was probably just the wind knocking a tree branch against the window. Hey listen Nova I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick. I'll be right back.", Matteron said as she tossed her hair over her shoulder.
" Ok Matty. Hurry back soon.", Nova said as she sat down on the floor.
" Will do.", Matteron said.
Hallway
" This is ridiculous, where are they?! Ah screw it I'm going to go find them! But wait, who's that?!", Nora silently hissed as she was about to go find her targets but stopped when she heard someone enter the hallway walking down the hall. It was Matteron, Dr. Sheldon Cooper's daughter. Matteron was completely unaware that Nora was there watching her. A psychotic smile spread across Nora's face as she recognized who Matteron was by the familiar facial features.
" Ha ha, yes! This is even better! It's that physicist's daughter! I think I'll screw with her first!", Nora silently hissed as she watched Matteron disappear into the bathroom.
Oh no, something shady is going to happen! What do you think Nora is going to do to Matteron?! Is she going to attack her or kidnap her, Nova and the ICarlys?! Let me know in the comments. To be continued…
