Yuffie Never Should Find Things Really.

FoC: Hey Reno say my disclaimer.

Reno: Why?

FoC: You're in this story.

Reno: Okay. Favrite of Chaos owns nothing.

FoC: You get a cookie.

Reno: (grabs cookie and eats it) Thanx for cookie.

FoC: You'll need it for later. (Starts laughing)

Prologue.

Yuffie looks around her and sees materia galore so she picks one up.

Chapter 1 Wtf Turn Me Back!

Reno POV

I just finished a mission and I get to the chopper to radio in that I was finished. Jeez that makes me sound bad. I got done finding something that Ruffie wanted me ta find. I put it in my baby; I hear the most annoying thing.

"Hey Reno, found this materia and I want to try it out." The annoying voice was to ma horror, Yuffie.

"Yuffie, stop do you know what the materia does?" Great, her boyfriend Vampy.

"No, but I'll try it out on Reno." Please don't last time she did that I was bald everyone hated her and she had to give it to Rude.

"Yuf bad idea, remember the last time." I try to say to her while trying to get in my chopper.

:Flash:

Damn Yuffie did it. I see myself in the glass windshield.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." I yelled.

I see Vampy trying to get her to stop jumping.

"Hey, at least his hair didn't fall out." Yuffie says to Vampy.

"You didn't have to hit him in the back. What if something else happens." Vampy says coldly.

"YUFFIE! TURN ME BACK!"

A/n Reno is My fav chara of ff7 please review.