Star fox a new life
CHAPTER ONE: I HATE IT HERE.
Ron!!!!! You snuck out last night didn't you? No I didn't honest. Don't lie to my face!!!! I'm not! Yes you are. Please leave him a lone he was here all night plus it was raining last night. Fine Philip if I find out you lied you will hate your life. So you sneaking out to night? Yes but I need to use your window mine has been pegged shut. I hate it here. Ok fine be careful. I will Phillip. Ron please report to the head care takers office. I was in my favorite tree it was a awes away from the orphanage but I liked it there I watched what looked like shooting stars but then they started moving in different directions then one flew right past me they looked like ARWINGS. One landed and then Slippy jumped out. Whoa Slippy toad!?! he looked at me realizing I was not an atomorfic. Erm…uh…the others sent me down to get you out of here. I cracked up ha ha. Sorry Slippy his voice sounded like a cross of the adventures and 64 versions. You said the others sent you to get me out of the way or did Falco tell you to get out of the way and go be useful and get me out of the way. Slippy looked at me wide eyed. I knew it I know you guys to well. Slippy did you get him out of here. not yet. Well that looks like an interesting target. Uh…slippy we should run. Ok .he ran to the wolfen I thought that was pretty stupid so I ran away from it I watched a object leave his ship I prepped for the inevitable explosion but none came but then a sharp pain came like being electrocuted then nothing but darkness.
(Authors notes: so Ron got zapped and I ran out of ideas typical).
CHAPTER 2: WHOA
All I remember is that I was floating in darkness and I heard voices calling my name some were familiar some weren't. No this way flow me. It was getting annoying I fought the darkness it was hard but it was easy from time to time but it was still hard then I saw a blue furred hand sticking out as if it wanted to help me I took it gladly wanting to get out of that hell hole. Eye lids don't block out light very well at all I let out a soft groan.
Ron your awake. I awoke in a white room with a clock that its tick tock got annoying fast there was a heart monitor and IV or I thought it was. Please quite down Philip. Fox and Krystal walked in.
Thank goodness your awake. Yea that…OMG FOX MCCLOUD!
I am your biggest fan. Erm…ok. Can someone please remove this medical gear? Sure. It was about 1:23 p.m. when Krystal said done. When will I be able to leave the infirmary? Tomorrow morning. Ok.
(Authors notes: kind of crummy don't you agree).
Fox: hay why did you erase one of my lines
Me: be quiet or I'll erase all of your lines
Fox: … (Silence)…
Me: lol
Falco: cool you got foxy to be quiet
Me:!*?! ?#! % or I shoot (I pull out my blaster)
Falco: awe sh*! (I pull the trigger).
Me: was that the stunt double I just shot?
Krystal: yes you did
Me: ok
Falco: did you shoot my stunt double?
Me: yes
Falco: (he pulls out his blaster and pulls the trigger).
Me: f*!? !*? sh*! Ha you mist me
Chapter 3 whoa!?!
The next day was Thursday.
5:00 A.M. on the great fox
Ron wake up. Ron let out a soft grone but didn't wake up. Be quiet Philip. Ok. Waa!!!!What was that for? Ron said still shivering. For not waking up. I am going to kill you Philip. What ever Ron. I am going to get some breakfast Philip. Ok fine. Hi Fox were is Krystal? She is still sleeping. Ok. So you want to go to the training room? Yes that would be interesting. Ok race you. Phillip and slippy woke me up with ice water. I want to get revenge.
