So. This pure crack, my girlfriend wrote "Sol' what exactly are you doing?" on my cousins phone as the beginning of her own cute fanfic. I uh, stole that sentance and maaaaayy have gone in a slightly different direction. When I was writing this I actually totally forgot about the whole sober!Gamzee head thing and only noticed it when I was done, whoops.
Basically a quick little 30 minute drabble with very mild editing, it was going to include rape but I didn't feel like writing that much, does that make me a bad person?
My 'first' horrible fanfic I suppose. I apologize.
"Sol' wwhat exactly are you doing?"
Sollux walked into Eridans room without saying a word, he silently pulled off his dual colored glasses and reached behind him for something Eridan couldn't see. Confused the high blood attempted to look around the yellow blood and see what it was, a surprise? What could Sollux possibly surprise him with.
Suddenly lurching forward Sollux grabbed him by the hair and pushed him under his thin but surprisingly strong body. Holding Eridans arms he revealed the object. It was a long jeweled dagger; serrated on the edge, it looked like a sacrificial knife of some kind.
Eridan screamed and thrashed violently upon seeing it.
"Please Sol' wwhat are you doing, put that a way and release me! PLEASE. OH COD NO PLEASE DON'T-"
Sollux plunged the dagger into his chest, stopping the flow of words, the purple blooded troll's eyes were wide, and it was impossible to breath. Wrenching the dagger out Sollux looked into his eyes and smirked.
"Thee ya high blood." he said, then ripped it back down into his chest.
When Sollux was sure he was dead he proceeded to saw and cut through Eridan's throat and sawing at the spine until he had completely removed his head.
Later after cleaning himself up the best he could he gently placed Eridans mangle head into a small box, then dragged his body to the window and threw into the ocean below. Purple blood seeped into the water as sharks soon swarmed and ripped the decapitated body apart.
Sollux returned to his own home with the boxed head and entered his hidden basement, then removed it from the box and placing it on a shelf with the others.
It was a glorious collection. Ten other heads sat stinking and rotting along with their newest counterpart, most of them were covered in maggots and no longer recognizable. Sollux didn't even notice the putrid smell anymore because of hours spent sitting down there and gazing into their empty eyes.
Aradia, Karkat, Equius, Feferi, Kanaya, Terizi, Tavros, Gamzee, Nepeta, Vriska, and now Eridan. That was it, his life was fulfilled.
Smiling grimly and allowed himself to bask in his accomplishment, then he moved over to a noose that hung from his basement ceiling.
Putting his head through it and standing on a chair Sollux said one last thing.
"Goodbye, my friendth. Thankth for all the fun."
He smirked, then took a single step.
