Misheard

"You dirty, dirty girl…"

Ichigo stopped. The words that had just reached his ears had caused him to freeze. Was he hearing things correctly?

"Come to daddy…"

His eye started to twitch, and his mouth slowly opened in a gape. Who was he talking too? More importantly, why was he talking to her that way? Hearing approaching footsteps, Ichigo ran. He wouldn't be able to handle what he saw, he was already close to throwing up.

Hearing running, Urahara looked up in surprise. The bright head of orange hair was noticeable, even as it ran around a corner. Looking down at the sword in his hands, Urahara sighed.

"I wonder why he's running Benihime?" Shrugging, he went back into his room to fight Benihime in a new cane, he had cracked the old one.

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-I just could not resist writing something so stupid.. I hope someone finds this funny.