prologue: cleaning out kame house

master roshi wokeup one day. "boy could i go for a good magazine if you know what i mean wink" he said. he got up and looked around. they were all missing! "what is an old man to do now" he asked himself.

"maybe you should clean up" said turtle.

and so hedid. he found his magazines, food, and trash. kame house was now cleaner than ever. but he opened one of his pantrys to see what looked like a YELLOW BEERUS!

"HOLY SHIT" yelled master roshi. he will never ride nimbus again

the yellow beerus was sleeping, its tiny and frail body looking like if it moved a bit it would snap like a twig. he was about up to krillin's waist height, and had a puke green outfit. a dangerous aura surrounded him. master roshi left kame house.

the yellow beerus woke up. it made a horrible screeching noise. it stole everything in the pantry and ran out like a horrible goblin. it blew up turtle.

a sit looked around the island, it saw a ghost-like creature and went over to it. "i am your faithful yokai butler, WHISper. said the ghost. "i will guide you through thick and thin. you mayy not really be a god of destruction or a god for that matter but we gotta find a way to beat up beerus and take his spot. so we have to train and get buff"

the false god nodded. it spoke for the first time in its life, its voice sounding not unlike scratch adventure of sonic the hedgehog. "but what is my name" he yelled.

"youre name is... lard beepis. now lets go. times wasting"