NARRATOR - A long time ago in Germany, there was a man named Adolf Hitler. He just loved to paint even though he was fucking horrible at it. Ouch, burn! Anyway, he came to an art school and turns out, the teacher didn't really like him or his paintings that much. Who am I kidding? At all. And this made Hitler very angry. Of course, there was something else going on in Germany. They hated Jews. They made movies, books, and drawings about how horrible the Jews were. Hitler saw his chance. He told the people of Germany that they can create a new world without any Jews. In fact, he told them that they could make the new world even more perfect by killing off anyone who isn't blonde hair, blue eyes, white, and Christian even though Hitler had black hair and brown eyes so I really don't know why he made it blonde hair and blue eyes but he did. For some odd reason Germany listen to him. The started to kill off Jews. Other countries, such as England and France, didn't at all support what Germany was doing and tried to stop them. The Allied Forces was formed: The United States of America, England, France, China, and Russia. The Axis Powers were also formed: Nazi Germany, The Empire of Japan, and Italy. World War 11 began. War broke out on these motherfuckers all because Hitler didn't get into art school. Yep. The sad reality of it all. But what exactly happened during the war? That's what we're here to show you because apparently school and books are totally overrated

( In the Streets of Germany )

Belgium : This way! * grips Luxembourg's hand even tighter and makes a turn * We're almost out of here!

Luxembourg : ...Belgi-...Belgium... * whimpers at the pain of her torn side *

Belgium : * runs even faster and starts panting * Can't give up! * looks back at Luxembourg * Hang in there.

Luxembourg : * uses all of her energy to nod *

Belgium : * halts at a dead end * No... * turns around fast and gets in front of Luxembourg * You can never take our pride, Germany!

Luxembourg : * collapses onto Belgium's back * ...can't die...

Germany/Austria/Prussia : * emerge from the shadows *

Germany : Oh really? * walks towards them in a slow, creepy manner *

Belgium : * nods and turns her head away ; breathless and tired * You can never break us you monster!

Germany : Monster? * grabs her shoulder and squeezes the feeling out of it * That's not very nice.

Belgium : * screams in pain *

Germany : * smiles and throws her on the ground *

Belgium : * falls to the concrete ground, cutting her hip * No! Luxembourg! * tries to get up but falls back down *

Germany : * grabs Luxembourg by the neck * You two will be the perfect examples of disobedience! * starts punching her and kicking her *

Luxembourg : * screams and falls to the ground in an armadillo position ; starts crying * God no! Somebody help me please! Somebody help me!

Belgium : * squints her eyes and covers her hears * Luxembourg... * shakes from all the screaming and closes her eyes ; crying *

Germany : * stops and releases her * Austria, Prussia.

Austria/Prussia : * walk towards Germany and stop right behind him *

Germany : Take care of them.

Austria : Yes, sir. * goes over to Luxembourg and picks her up * C'mon Prussia.

Prussia : * picks up Belgium *

Belgium : * shoves him away and cries even harder * Let go of me! * falls to the ground * You killed her! You killed her! * rests her head in her hands * Murderers!

Germany : * sighs * I didn't kill Luxembourg, she's still breathing.

Belgium : SHUT UP!

Prussia : * picks her up and throws her in the wagon *

Austria : * places Luxembourg in the wagon and kisses her forehead * ( whispers ) I'm so sorry.

Germany : * gets in the wagon * Let's go.

Austria : * nods and gets in *

Prussia : * gets inside the wagon and sits next to Austria *

Austria : * sighs * Hopefully zis vill be all over soon.

Prussia : * closes his eyes and a tear comes out *

( switch to nazi camp )

Germany : * walks into the meeting room *

Adolf Hitler : Commander Beilschmidt! You are late!

Germany : * sits down * Sorry. I had some runaways I needed to take care of.

Adolf Hitler : You should really take better care of your prisoners.

Germany : * scoffs in disbelief * I take care of the prisoners just fine!

General Schmidt : Really? * looks up at Germany smirking *

Germany : * narrows his eyes at Schmidt * Yes. It's just that Belgium and Luxembourg are always finding some way to escape! But I find them.

Adolf Hitler : Good. Well, any new news concerning the war?

Germany : Yes sir. I am worried that Germany won't be able to afford all this new equipment. We are in debt currently.

Sargent Grehn : Indeed we are, but we still can make it. Let's just raise taxes.

Germany : * slams his fists on the table * The people can't afford any more taxes!

Adolf Hitler : That is the government's job to deal with money. You are soldiers! * grooms his mustache * :3 Any more matters to discuss?

Germany : Actually, yes. * takes out war files * We need someone to take care of China in the Pacific. Germany isn't that familiar with the area.

Adolf Hitler : * nods * I've been thinking about that for quite a while and I found the perfect country, mind me, empire for the job!

Germany : * raises an eyebrow * What empire?

Adolf Hitler : The Empire of Japan, of course! * smiles *

Germany : Hmm... * rests his cheek on his hand * That's not such a bad idea.

General Schmidt : You all are forgetting something very important. Why would the Empire of Japan join us when they don't even like us! I'm pretty sure that Japan does not want to be involved anyvay.

Germany : * laughs * Trust me, I'm a very persuasive man. This great Empire will soon be kissing our feet! * stands up *

Adolf Hitler : Watch where you step, Beilschmidt. You might end up falling down.

Germany : * nods * I understand sir.

Adolf Hitler : * flicks his hand at the door * You are free to leave.

Germany : * bows and walks out *

General Schmidt : Can we trust him?

Adolf Hitler : This is war. * puts his head down * You cannot trust anyone.

( switch to Italy's house )

Paper Boy : * throws the newspaper on the driveway * Mail!

Italy : * runs outside * Mail? * picks up the newspaper and runs inside * Thank you!

Romano : * sits on the couch *

Italy : Good morning Romano, sleep well?

Romano : * nods * Yeah, you?

Italy : * sits down at the kitchen table * Good! I had the strangest dream.

Romano : What was it?

Italy : There was a alien head on a hotdog and purple hats! OuO

Romano : O.o What?

Italy : * opens up the newspaper * Purple hats! Why u no get it?

Romano : * turns on the tv * Because I don't speak idiot! * turns the channels *

Italy : Oh! Really? * holds the news paper closer to his face * World War 11, huh?

Romano : Yeah, yeah now be quiet. My show's on! 3 * turns the volume up *

TV : BEEP! We interrupt this broadcast with some breaking news!

Romano : * throws his hands up in the air and flings the remote * Seriously?! What the hell could be more important then Italian mice doing the samba for crying out loud?!

TV Host : I'm here with some breaking news about the stunning World War Two that is upon us is turning for the worst. Well, at least for us Italians anyway! Just now, Germany has brought tanks and men to Italy and is currently shooting at us with everything that they've got! So...yeah...We're gonna die. TV Host that can't stop saying crappy adjectives to almost every single noun is out. Peace! * turns off *

Romano : O.O'''' Uh... Italy?

Italy : * looks up from the news paper * Yeah? What is it?

Romano : So, apparently Germany is shooting at us and we're gonna die.

Italy : O_O''''''''

( switch to the streets of Italy )

All Italians : * evacuate Italy running for their lives * Ahhhhhhhhh!

Germany : Da fuck?! * shrugs * Oh well. * places a German flag down on the ground * Italy is officially a German territory!

All Italians : * dip their heads down in shame * Awww... * everyone starts walking back to their homes *

Germany : * grabs a bullhorn * That's right people! Things are going to change around here! So get back to your houses and do some chores! :(

Italy : Aww... * stops in front of Germany * But I don't wanna do chores! ;-;

Germany : Well too bad.

Romano : Italy, let's go! Now!

Italy : * runs towards Romano * I'm sorry!

Germany : * widens eyes * ( thinking ) Italy? Could that be the persona of Italy?!

( switch to Italy's house )

Italy/Romano : * walking down a hall *

Italy : Hey, Romano?

Romano : What is it?

Italy : Do you remember that German guy?

Romano : Uh... Which German guy?

Italy : That Germany guy who was really big and scary! You remember him?

Romano : * nods * Yeah, why?

Italy : He seemed so familiar. * rubs his head * But I can't remember where I saw him.

Romano : Why do you care about that potato loving bastard?

Italy : You know him?

Romano : Sadly, yes. That was no ordinary German soldier you saw out there. It was Commander Beilschmidt or also known as the persona of fricken Germany!

Italy : * gasps * World War 1!

Romano : * raises an eyebrow * What?

Italy : That's where I remember him from. World War 1! * face palms * How could I be so stupid?! * skips outside *

Romano : * turns to face him * Where are you going?

Italy : To do something that I should have done a long time ago. Bye-bye! * shuts the door *

Romano : ... O.o ... What?

( switch to a German base )

Germany : * looks through all of the files * There has to be something here!

General Von Brauchitsch : * tilts his head * Hm? What about that? * points to the picture of Eggo square waffles *

Germany : It's perfect! 3 Good work General!

General Schmidt : * runs through the door * Commander Beilschmidt! I have terrible news!

Germany : * spins around quickly * Did the Eggo waffles go out of sale already?

General Schmidt : No. Much worse than that! Italy has become our ally!

Germany : O_O''''' WHAT?!

General Von Brauchitsch : That's horrible!

Germany : Why? * puts the files away *

General Schmidt : I'm not sure...

Germany : * scoffs * But that's impossible! Germany has made Italy a territory! They can't do that!

General Schmidt : That's what I told him but he was very persistent.

Germany : Who?

General Schmidt : Some Italian guy who said his name was Italy which makes no sense because he's Italian so why would his name be Italy?

Germany : ( thinking ) Maybe I was right... maybe he is the persona...

General Von Brauchitsch : Is something wrong, commander?

Germany : No, nothing's wrong. ( thinking ) I just can't believe it! Well, who said that a new ally was a bad thing.

General Schmidt : We must warn the people!

Germany : Yes. * walks out * I have somewhere to be.

( switch to Japan's house )

Germany : * knocks on door *

Italy : Coming! * opens the front door * Hi Germany! We've been waiting for you to come!

Germany : What?! Waiting for me? ( thinking ) How does he know that I'm the persona of Germany?

Italy : * nods * Come in! * runs inside * Japan, Japan! Germany's here!

Germany : * walks inside * What are you doing here?

Italy : Me? I'm apart of the group now! I've become your ally. * sits down *

Germany : Yeah, I know! I need to talk to you about that too.

Japan : * walks into the room * Konichiwa. * bows to Germany *

Italy : ODO

Germany : * bows *

Japan/Germany : * stand up *

Japan : * smiles * It's a pleasure finally meeting you! Italy has told me so much about you.

Germany : What? Really? * looks back at Italy * But you barely know me!

Italy : That's not true. I know you! * points to his heart * In here.

Germany : That doesn't even make any sense!

Japan : O.o

Italy/Germany/Japan : * moment of awkward silence * ... O_O

Germany : * looks back over to Japan * Sorry about that. Anyway, * claps his hands * I have come to talk to you about the war.

Japan : Yes, I know. You want me to join you but I see absolutely no reason why I should.

Germany : I thought you might say that, and you're dead wrong! There is a reason why.

Italy : And a very good one too!

Germany : * face palms * Thank you for you help but do you even know what it is?

Italy : * scratches his head * Uh... No.

Germany : That's what I thought.

Japan : So? What's your reason?

Germany : Oh yes, right! I need some help in the pacific. Someone who can hold off China for me. You see, I'm not familiar with the area. But you are! It will be a win-win! You get your revenge on Russia and China and won't have to worry about Asia! . ;) What do you say?

Japan : You will allow me to fight them?

Germany : Yes, I had lots of thinking on it but why not. ( thinking ) Letting him get his revenge maybe the only way he will join us.

Japan : * widens eyes * ( thinking ) I've been trying to kill China and Russia for hundreds of years! This maybe the chance that I was waiting for. Maybe... I cannot take any chances! ( speaking ) Yes

Germany : What?! But Japan, hear me out! I- ... Wait what?

Japan : I will join you.

Germany : * is taken back with joy * Are you serious?!

Japan : * nods * I do not support this perfect race crap and I don't have anything against Jews. If I can conquer China and Russia, I win.

Germany : Win what?

Japan : Win my own personal war.

Germany/Japan : * shakes hands *

Germany : Fair enough.

Italy : * stands up and jumps * Yay! So we are a team now! 3

Japan\Germany : * looks over to Italy *

Japan : I guess we are.

Germany : But what are we going to call ourselves?

Italy : Yeah! We need a cool name like Lovers For Pasta~!

Germany : No! How about Nazi Fighter Power Strike Team?

Japan : * raises his hand * I got a good one!

Italy/Germany : * looks at Japan in shock *

Germany : Um... What is it?

Japan : Let's name ourselves The Axis Powers! Because when take charge, we shall become the Axis and the world will revolve around that Axis.

Germany : O.O

Italy : Wow Japan, that's such a cool name! The Axis Powers! It fits us well. How did you come up with something like that?! O3O

Japan : * smirks * I guess I just think more about things than others do. Clearly a quality that few people really have anymore.

Germany : Yes, you're right. * crosses his arms * ( challenging ) Because the world has advanced so much no one needs to think anymore. It's all do, all action.

Japan : * stares at Germany coldly * You can't do anything if you don't think. You cannot take action. As a soldier I thought you would know that.

Germany : There is a difference between thinking to much, thinking, and not thinking at all.

Japan : Exactly! So-

Italy : GUYS!

Japan/ Germany : * look over at Italy *

Italy : We just became a group. Let's go do something together!

Japan : * scoffs and turns away * I don't go DO THINGS with random people I just met. You have yet to earn my trust.

Germany : If you don't trust us then why are you joining?!

Japan : Haven't you ever heard the term, revenge is sweet? Well, not for me. It is more of a pleasant sour taste.

Germany : ( mumbles ) What?

Italy : What does that mean?

Japan : Like I said, you have yet to earn my trust. For now you will never know. * walks out of the room *

Italy : I think we upset him.

Germany : No Italy, he does not trust us. Therefore we must make him trust us.

Italy : Yep! Earn his trust and become friends! :)

Germany : * squints his eyes * Sour not sweet. What an interesting man.

Italy : * smiles * ( thinking ) The Axis Powers. That's is the perfect name! But I wonder if we all become brothers in the end. How great would that be!

Germany : ( thinking ) This will be a long war. * sighs *

Italy ( voice ) : And that is how it all started: Germany, Japan, and I were known as The Axis Powers! Germany: The leader who barks orders at us and is usually mad at me all the time. Japan: The strong, silent type who is a mystery to most of us. And me: the crazy pasta~ lover! Little did we know that this day would change our lives forever. A whole long journey awaited us in this world that we call Earth.