A/N: This is my apology for having to delete my two most popular stories. If you haven't read them, then forget about the A/N.

"Can you believe they made a movie series about us?" said Ron, a little honoured and starstruck. "And the best thing is that they're Muggles. It's funny they don't think we exist though."

Harry nodded. They were in their early thirties, and they were in line for the very last movie of the series. "I didn't really like the one that depicted our sixth year though," replied Harry.

"I know! They made me look like a complete arse!" said Ron.

"Don't deny that you actually were," said Harry, glaring at him. "What I mean is, they cut out a lot of parts. I mean, I don't remember kissing Ginny in the Room of-"

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" said Ron, covering his ears.

"Ron, get over it, Ginny and I already have children-"

"I said I don't want to hear it!" said Ron, and Harry rolled his eyes and patted his friend's shoulder in response.

"We're in public, so don't talk so loudly!" said Harry, trying to end the argument.

They stood in silence for a moment. "And in Deathly Hallows part one… you and Hermione did really dance, did you?" said Ron shyly, almost not wanting to hear the answer.

"I think she would give me a death stare if I did," said Harry. "And besides, you know I hate dancing with a passion. You should be glad that I like your sister instead."

Ron nodded in agreement, even if it was slightly begrudgingly. It's not that he didn't like Harry and Ginny together, it was just that he still wasn't comfortable with the idea of Ginny being a grown-up.

"At least they left Krum out of that movie…"

"Here we go with Krum again," said Harry, rolling his eyes at Ron. He still hasn't gotten over it, has he?

"What do you mean by that Harry?" said Ron. "What do you mean 'again'?" Harry groaned.

"You mentioned this to me when we watched that movie seven months ago," said Harry. "Actually, you wouldn't stop talking about it! Hermione almost punched you in the face for going on about it!"

"Well it's a good thing she isn't here," said Ron in relief. "I can't be arsed to read the books, and she usually hates movie versions of things."

They waited for a few minutes, still in line. "So… what part are you most excited about?" said Harry, trying to pass the time.

"Neville killing the snake," said Ron quickly, and almost too quickly.

"You're lying."

"How'd you guess?" asked Ron. Harry rolled his eyes at him.

"You're obviously waiting for that kiss with Hermione, aren't you?"

"They better not get it wrong," said Ron, confirming Harry's question. Harry nodded, trying his hardest not to roll his eyes.

"You know what I'm waiting for? Voldemort to die. Wouldn't you think that's more important?" said Harry, looking at Ron and trying not to laugh.

"Oh shut up Harry, of course I think that."

"Oh, so what do you think Hermione would say about that?"

"Don't you dare tell her I said that Harry, I'll kill you!"

Suddenly, a group of Muggle fan girls behind them started giggling. "Oh wow, they can stay in character so well!"

"They're so old though!"

"I know! Aren't they a little old to be cosplaying like that?"

After the movie…

"Voldemort… Bellatrix… they… exploded."

"I kissed Hermione in the wrong place… and I don't care!"

"They… exploded…"

"I kissed Hermione."

"Exploded… into little pieces…"

"And apparently Neville likes Luna now?"

"You heard that too?" said Harry laughing. "That certainly never happened in real life. Maybe we should start reading the books."