This story will be somewhat based on the Psych episode Gus Walks Into a Bank. But it will be different. Bromance and possible whumpage ahead!
It was a cool, crisp fall day in New York City. The sky was blue, but it was one of those days where the sun doesn't seem to be warming anything at all. The leaves on the few trees that there were were changing colors and a few had already dropped.
Joey and Chandler had skipped work because they had tickets to an early Knicks game. It was one of the games played in the early afternoon so viewers on the West Coast could watch as well.
They were in a yellow cab that for some reason smelled faintly of garlic and smoke, heading for the bank so Chandler could get some more cash for the game.
"Chandler, I have to pee!" Joey whined, rocking back and forth.
"Of course you do," Chandler sighed in exasperation. "I'm sure they have a bathroom in the bank."
"What if they don't? What if I don't make it? I might pee on you, man!" panicked Joey.
"Don't worry, if you do, I'll be sure to tell everyone you know. And every girl you ever hit on for the rest of your life."
"You'd be that mad if I peed on you?"
"No, that would just be an amusing story," said Chandler, as they pulled up to the bank. He paid the driver and they quickly jumped out. Chandler was glad to be out of that gross cab, while Joey still had to pee.
Joey sprinted up the stairs toward the building, only pausing to say "How you doing'," to a lady walking out of the bank. Chandler just shook his head and followed Joey into the bank.
The line was pretty long today, so Chandler resigned himself to waiting for a while. As he stood there, in line, he looked at the other people in the bank.
Directly in front of him was a balding man wearing a t-shirt. In front of this guy was a man and a woman holding hands. They looked around Chandler's age. There was a short man with a child, and in the front an extremely muscular woman. Up at the three counters were an elderly couple, a chubby bald man, and a young looking blonde woman.
Joey came out of the bathroom and attempted to sneak up on Chandler by hiding behind the large potted plants on the ground. Chandler of course saw him right away, but played along, jumping when Joey came right up behind him.
"Haha I scared you!" Joey crowed, triumphance clear on his face.
"Yea, you sure did," replied Chandler. "How can you always sneak up on me?"
"I walk really quietly, see." Joey tiptoed around Chandler.
As Chandler turned to look at Joey who now was directly behind him, when six men dressed in all black came in. One of them was holding a long board. The men not holding the board stood in front of the other man, blocking him from view.
"Look at those guys," Chandler said, interrupting whatever Joey had been saying. "What do you think they're doing?"
"Who cares? So do you think that blonde is hot?"
Of course Joey was talking about the blonde. Chandler turned to look. "Hmm. She has a nice ass," he noted.
"Yeah she does!" agreed Joey.
Chandler's attention turned back to the men in black. One of them was walking up to the counter. He shoved the chubby man out of the way, and spoke to the teller. Chandler could just make out the words "Give me the money," before one of the other men fired a gun.
"Oh my god," said Chandler. "They're robbing the bank."
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