Ok, I've been playing Legend of Zelda for quite a while now, and then I got stuck and didn't know what to do with the last Mirror Shard thing. So I did the only thing I could do at the time: Terrorize people in Castle Square, or whatever the city in Hyrule is. It was quite fun. Here's a nice story that sprung off of my random adventures before and after that….
(Rated T for violence, humor, and randomness. It's mostly action/adventure, humor, and friendship for reasons you will find out shortly. )
Before the first Fused Shadow…
Link was staring at the shiny black and orange evil thing that Zant had cursed him with earlier. "It's soooo pretty…."
Midna snatched it out of his sight. "Akso! dimini seecrro!" She exclaimed, which roughly translated to: "Stop that! It's freaking me out!"
Link shrugged. "Why? It's not like it'll take me over."
Midna narrowed her bright orange eye and barred her pointy teeth. "Neekomi." She hissed. "Meestra frathero hisaim. Negratha!"
"I know, I know! I have to get that Shadow and all that jazz. But can't we take a break from all this hero stuff for a while? You know, relax a bit and catch fish or something?" Link pleaded.
"No." Midna said, still looking very evil. "Seegretha gree jarrot. Kini sargo klei!"
"But that was only that one time! One time we went on break and I was nearly hunted!" Link protested. "And I was a wolf then! But now I can transform whenever I want!"
"NO." Midna's choice was final.
"Please?" Link failed at a cute face.
Apparently his expression was so pitiful that Midna finally gave in. "Donasha Jerr. Aksha Mi."
"THANK YOU MIDNA! THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Link danced in circles. "I want to head back to Ordon! I want to see my village again! It's been so long!"
"Ni, Ni. Septra Donee Finashi." Midna looked bored. She took out the black and orange evil thing, apparently wanting Link to teleport instead of running halfway across the continent.
They teleported to the Ordon Spring, where Link had a blast rolling around in the water regaining health.
So halfway through his bath Midna changed him back to a human. She laughed so hard at Link, who apparently hadn't noticed that he was human again, that she nearly fell out of the sky.
"Link! Ferosho! Eeh hee hee!"
Link stopped rolling around in the water and looked at his paws, which were now hands. "Midna!"
"Eeh hee hee!" Midna took great pleasure in splashing him.
"Midna! That's not funny!" Link splashed her back.
About twenty minuets later they were worn out and were on the water's edge, drying out in the hot sun.
"See? Even you needed a break." Link said. "I've never seen you laugh like that."
"Kinkii." Midna said stiffly.
"I know we need to save the world…again…But even heroes need breaks." Link said. "I hadn't had so much fun sense we started this crazy mission."
Midna looked up at the treetops. "Gretha quinetha freshon Zant. Nei, Link?"
Link sighed. "I'm pretty sure Zant takes breaks now and again too."
Midna grimly smiled.
"LINK!"
Midna freaked out, changed herself into a shadowy form, and dived into Link's shadow. Talo, Malo and Beth came running up to him.
"Link! What are you doing here? We missed you!" Beth cried. "We just got back from that other village! It was nice."
"That's great, guys. How was the village while I was gone?"
"Pretty boring." Malo said. "Just a goat got loose."
"And all the villagers had to chase after it! It was great!" Talo laughed.
The four of them walked to the village, laughing and talking about how awesome the world was.
As soon as the villagers got a load of Link, they threw a party. It was quite exiting. There was some of the best pumpkin and corn Link had ever tasted, and wine for those 21+. Everyone else had some pineapple juice.
Eventually it got to be around midnight and Link grabbed some leftovers and headed to his house.
Midna jumped out of his shadow and took a solid form. "Nerika frenaxos, Link?" She asked.
"Yeah, it was fun. Here, I got you some food." Link handed her an ear of corn that was literally as tall as her, helmet/mask thing and all.
Midna had some difficulty carrying it, not to mention eating it.
Link thought she was rather hilarious.
So Midna smacked him with her hand hair.
It was a good day.
THE NEXT MORNING….
Link woke up to Midna poking him with a sharp stick.
"What are you doing?" Link groaned. "And where's my obnoxious hat that never falls off?"
"Jeert." Midna pointed to his head.
"Oh." Link said, still looking exhausted.
"Kreeki dresor sanomi kre?" Midna asked.
"Can I have one more day of break? Please?" Link asked. "And today we can split up so we can do whatever we want to."
"….Ni." Midna reluctantly agreed.
"Thank you, Midna, you're the best!" Link said, looking happy. Then he fell back asleep again.
Midna rolled her eyes and flew out the window, looking for something entertaining to do, like throwing frogs around at random people.
LATER THAT NIGHT….
"Neestra hamitson gree?" Midna asked.
"One more day of break?" Link pleaded. "Please? I swear, this will be the last one for a really long time."
Midna stared at him so evilly that she rivaled Ganondorf's evilness. "Ni, brasha goonadad freinsk."
"YA HOO!" Link cheered.
ONE DAY LATER….
"LINK! WASHABA FROUNTI KNIKIR!" Midna screeched as Link tried to sneak off to the village again. "MINITRA HAASIL ESAROAK!"
"No more breaks?" Link looked depressed.
"Ni! Ninakon grathon liithero!" Midna brought out the magic thing to change him into a wolf. "Nikomiuon vekk."
"Oh, yeah, that's right! The Fused Shadow!" Link said, forgetting to be depressed. "Let's go!"
So that's the Fused Shadow break I took before actually getting it. I hung out in Ordon Village for a while….herded goats….drank root beer….terrorized chickens….ect. It was great. Eventually I got a hint that Midna was mad at me, so I left to get the stupid thing that was a lot of trouble. Oh, well. More breaks on the way! Sorry that was so messed up! I wrote this after I was done with the game, practically, and I kinda forgot about stuff.
