I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden. Masashi Kishimoto owns them! Not me!

I do however own Mayleena, Rina, and Yuki! Oh, and Ms.C! That and the plot!

It was a perfectly normal day for me, Rina, and Yuki. The teacher was going on and on about the Pythagorean theorem. The sun was hidden behind some clouds, and the weather and day couldn't get anymore boring. Yep, a perfectly normal, boring day.

"And that is why the Pythagorean Theorem is important." The teacher, Ms.C, concluded, "Now as a review I want you to do problems 20-30 on page blah, blah, blah."

I, Mayleena, who was currently ignoring the teacher, loved art. In fact, art was the only class I was passing with an A. I was kind of the leader of my pack of friends even though I'm was the youngest. I was a junior and could defiantly take care of herself. I lived in an apartment by myself on one of the most dangerous streets.

Rina was a senior obviously, considering the fact the youngest, me, was a junior. She loved extreme sports. Skateboarding, skiing, hang gliding, bungee jumping, wave jumping, ice climbing, wing suit flying, snowboarding, surfing, wake boarding, mountain boarding, sand boarding, free boarding, windsurfing, body boarding, everything!

Yuki actually should have already graduated, but she didn't get enough credits in her math class, so she had to take that over again. She wasn't really into anything, but if you asked she would say "soccer and swimming". Yuki loved to read romance novals, but hating watching them. She would much rather watch a movie with lots of blood and guts. Yup, that summarizes her alright. Romance and horror.

Nobody in the room was doing the pages Ms.C assigned because she never took anything up for a grade except for tests and quizzes. Most of the kids were either sleeping, daydreaming, or talking. Me, Rina, and Yuki were in our corner of the room talking about our up-coming weekend.

"I think we should go cliff diving." Yuki suggested.

"We could always go to an art museum." I proposed.

"Why don't we do something we all agree on?" Rina asked.

"Tha-"

BOOM!

There went the perfectly normal day... Normally there wasn't a ginormous explosion and a humongous hole in the daily schedule.

"Where are the girls?" A voice asked.

"Over there, yeah" Another answered.

There was a flash of light, and I'm pretty sure the three of us, who were just talking about our weekend, were... kidnapped.

(Time skip - About five minutes)

I groaned as she leaned up. I had no idea were she was and everything looked different. Almost like a cartoon or an anime or something. When I saw Rina and Yuki she

jumped up and ran over to them. I crouched down and started to poke them.

Poke...

Poke...

Poke...

Poke...

Poke...

Po-

"Mayleena, what the heck! Why in the world do you keep poking me and Rina?" Yuki yelled.

"First, that would be 'Rina and I'. Second, I was trying to wake you up so I could tell you that we were kidnapped, and that I think we are now in a different world or something because everything looks animeish." I explained.

"That was a good nap." Rina yawned as she sat up, "So is second period over now?"

"Yuki, were not even in our world anymore and you're worried about math class?"Yuki asked.

Rina looked around, "Oh."

"You know, this kind of reminds me of the Akatsuki's base off of Naruto Shippuden." I started, "And I could have totally broken the wall"

Well lets just say that Rina and Yuki stared at me before Rina broke the silence.

"Anyways," She started, "are we really in the Naruto world though?"

"Yes, you are." A voice answered as ten figures came out of nowhere.

"Eeeek!" We... squeaked? We were obviously surprised that ten people came out of nowhere... But can you blaim us?

...

"Cool!" The three of us shouted at the top of their lungs. Okay, normal people would have been totally freaked out by the fact that they were kidnapped by anime

characters, but me and my girls were super excited. I mean we're not exactly people you would call normal, so you know...

Silence...

Yup, that's what went on when we said that...

Absolute silence...

"Anyways," I started holding out the word and trying to break the 'absolute silence', "What exactly do you want with us?"

"We got bored and decided to kidnap random girls, yeah." One of the figures, obviously Deidara, stated.

"Sure." Rina agreed sarcastically.

"No, it's true." Another one, Kisame, said, "We looked you girls up and decided to kidnap you."

"So it was random." Yuki inquired.

"Kind of." Kisame grinned.

"Great. Just great." Yuki sighed.

"We decided to experiment." Itachi added, "We wanted to see how girls from your world would react in our world."

"So when can we go back?" I asked curiously.

... You know, they say curiosity killed the cat, but satisfactory brought him back...

"Never." Deidara answered my previous question, "You're stuck here for life, yeah."

... In this case the cat was not satisfied... And I fainted.

(Time Skip - Five Minutes Later!... I Think...)

When I woke up I was in a room I had never seen before even though I knew everything about Naruto and Naruto Shippuden and had seen evey single episode of both... It looked really cool though. Explosive colors, art supplies, everything I liked.

I decided I would explore the room later. I walked outside and shut the door. When I did I noticed a sign on it that read:

"The Art Room of Mayleena's Life - Beware!"

I smiled and walked down the hallway right into... Pein!

... Well this is awkward... I walked right into the Akatsuki's leader and he could kill me any time he liked! In fact, that could have been the triger to his insanity!... What do I say? What do I do? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!...

"Hi." I squeaked.

"You're finally awake." He stated emotionless, "Follow me."

... Wait a minute! He thinks he can tell mewhat to do? Does he think I cant take care of myself? Does he think I'm some small, helpless, defenceless girls? I'll show him! I'll... Never mind.

I hadn't realized it, but I had already stated following him down the seemingly endless hallway and... down some stairs? What kind of cave has stairs? I'll tell you what kind! No kind!... Oh, well.

I took a look around and noted that we were in the kitchen. Apparently the cave also has plumbing... Oh, well. Who's complaining! Not me...

"Well look who decided to join the land of the living." The one and only Kisame grinned.

"Yeah," I paused, "I got hungry for some fish."

Remember the grin Kisame had moments ago? Yeah? Well. it was gone and I was smirking.

"Good one, yeah." I heard Deidara say, "I might have to use that one some time or another if I get the chance, yeah?"

I was about to answer with a sarcastic remark when I was suddenly tackled to the ground!

"May, You're alive!" I'm pretty sure that was Rina.

"We thought you were dead!" That was most defiantly Yuki.

"Of course I'm alive you dorks!" I shouted, "Now get off of me!"

After what felt like hours of blood, sweat, and tears, I finally got the two crazy girls off of me. Although it was only a couple of minutes and there was no blood.

"Well girls, you will be joining the Akatsuki." Pein stated, "You're partners are asigned. Mayleena is with Deidara and Sasori, Rina is with Itachi and Kisame, and Yuki is with Hidan and Kakuzu."

"Do we get a say in this?" I questioned.

"Well," Pein started, "you can either join us-"

"Or die slowly and painfully." Konan finished.

... Can these two read each other's minds or something? Gah, what do I care? I could be a matchmaker. Mwahahahahaha! It would be to easy! I'll also liven up this shin-dig!

"Fine, we'll join." I agreed smirking.

"Do weget a say in this?" Rina and Yuki asked in unison.

"No." Everyone, even me, answered.

GreenPurple18: And there you go! The first chapter! Yeah!

Deidara: You made us go into your world and kidnap three random girls?

GreenPurple18: Yes. Is there a problem with it?

Kisame: No, he was just asking... Ya know trying to make it clear and what not?

Konan: You sound very unsure of your answer.

Kisame: That's 'cause I am.

Mayleena: So we're stuck there forever?

GreenPurple18: Unless someone comes up with a new jutsu.

Rina and Yuki: Excellent!

GreenPurple18: How do you people get in here?

White side of Zetsu: You never locked the doors.

Black side of Zetsu: So why don't you do that know?

GreenPurple18: *panic* You guys are in here? Out! Out I say! Out!

Deidara: *getting pushed out the door with everyone else* Review or I'll blow you up for GreenPurple18, yeah!