yo it's yea boy agito with a wicked story these time

blade: so were meeting a that blond kid

me: yes blade

riddick:great *evil smile*

naruto: i don't trust da bald dude

me:no one trusts the bald dude ,now on with da story ,i own nothing


(with naruto). "Aw the fuck do all ways come after me at this time of night",said our favorite orange jumpsuit wearing blond six year old naruto running for his life once again from another angry mob.

"Get back here demon."said a civilian.

"You killed our fourth hokage."said a crow mask anbu.

Naruto turned a corner rite into a dead end.

"You gotta be kidding me. Your dead demon,"said a chunnin.

"Lets kill him before the hokage comes."said a civilian in a green clothes.

"When we are done with you, the village will be thanking us,"said inu.


(with riddick and his hell hounds) Riddick and hounds ,akira and killer,were just minding there own business,when akira and killer turned their heads to the left. "What is boys?" riddick asked his two hounds. Killer and akira just took a blazing speed with riddick following close behind. When they got their,they found a boy lying on the ground with the mob beating poor naruto since less. Akira and Killer let out a fearful piss in your pants growl. The mob stopped to what made that growl.

"Look the brat called for help,lets get them." said a random jonin holding a kunai.

"You hurt my dogs and i'll fuck you up."said riddick as he took out his favorite weapons ready to spill blood.

"He is no problem."said inu.

Inu activated his Lighting Blade justu and ran at riddick with intent to kill,but his shocked to find akira and killer biting and holding his limbs. Riddick stepped on inu's skull and put pressure on it. Now either you stay here and try to fight and get ripped apart by my boys here or you can run and i'll have them chase you down.


(with blade) A silver and blue portal opened inside blades base.

"Hey kid look at this."said whistler.

Blade came out of his room to see the same portal. Blade took his sword and other weapons and walked towards the portal.

"Whistler stay here will yea." blade told his old mentor.

"Good luck kid." whistler replied

Blade entered the portal to find himself right in the middle of a standoff. Blade saw naruto lying on the ground,his face grow red with anger. What the hell is going on here,he said. Riddick spook up,these fools are trying kill that little kid,pointing to naruto who was unconscious.

"Well they deserve to die."blade said as he took out his right his famous sword and with a snap of riddick's fingers akira and killer just messed up inu.

"What is going on here."said a a old man wearing a man and black robes,this man was none other then Sarutobi Hiruzen the Hokage of the village Hidden in the leaves.

His anbu were ready to kill the civilians and shinobi.

"Anbu arrest them." saratobi told his anbu.

Blade walked over and picked up naruto.

"Please give him to me."said sarutobi.

"And why should I give him to you."said blade as he looked as the old man.

"I'm am hokage of this village and i care of naruto." sarutobi told them.

"So naruto is his name."said riddick.

"He needs to go a hospital."blade said.

"Alright follow me."said sarutobi

. Riddick and Blade put away their weapons and followed the old man to the hospital. Riddick whistled for akira and killer to follow.


(at the hospital) "Hokage-sama,I'll take naruto."said a nurse wearing all white outfit.

"Ok Jackie."said sarutobi he handed over naruto to the nurse.

"I want to thank you both for saving naruto form another beating." the hokage said to them.

"Your welcome."said riddick.

"Who are you two anyway?" the old man asked them.

"You don't look like your from my village."said the old man.

"I'm Richard b. Riddick,please call me riddick."riddick said to the hokage.

"I'M a escaped convict, murderer, and etc,these are my hell hounds Akira and Killer." riddick continued as he pointed to the two sleeping dogs. Riddick took of his goggles.

Sarutobi was shocked to see riddick's eyes.

"What happened to your eyes?"asked the old man?

"A surgical shine job."riddick said as he smirked.

Riddick's eyes a purplish blue.

"I'm able to see in the dark very well." riddick told them.

"The light and my eyes don't get along so much that I wear these goggles."he said.

"I'm Eric Brooks,but please call me blade."blade said to the hokage.

" I'm half vampire and half human,I have all of their strengths and non of their weakness,except for the thirst for blood,that's why this." blade continued.

Blade pulled out a needle from his jacket.

"I'm Sarutobi Hiruzen ,the current hokage of the village hidden in the leaves." saratobi said introducing himself.

"So whats being happening to the kid?"riddick asked hiruzen.

"The people of this village have been trying to kill naruto because of whats inside of him." the old man told them.

"And whats inside of him?"asked blade.

"The nine tails fox,the king of biju. Naruto is a jinchurikki,a human sacrifice,the nine tails was sealed in him when he was a baby." hiruzen told them.

"That's just wrong."riddick said and blade agreed.

"I have a favor to ask the both of you?"asked the old man.

"Well you two take care of naruto,cause i tried and i can't with me being the hokage and all."saratobi.

Riddick and Blade looked at each other.

"Sure ,they."said at the same time.

"Great here's a map to the Uzamaki clan compound in a hidden section of the village."said sarutobi.

He gave them a map to naruto's new house. Hokage-sama,naruto is up."said nurse jackie.

"Lets go see him."sarutobi said as he lead them to naruto's hospital room room.


(in naruto's bedroom) "Hey old man."said naruto.

"Hey naruto I would like you to meet the two men that saved you,this is riddick,who was petting akira and killer. And this is Blade who was looking out the window." sarutobi said.

"Thank you for saving me." naruto said.

"No problem kid,said riddick."

"It'was no trouble,said blade."

"Tomorrow you three are going to your new house,said the old hokage.

"It 's five of us,said riddick as pointed to akira and killer.

"My bad." sarutobi said.

"So naruto you want to get out of here and go to our home."said riddick.

"Yep.",naruto said as he was jumping for joy.

They jumped out the window and read the map to were naruto's new home is. "

WOW it's huge."said naruto.

The Uzamaki compound was at least three times bigger then the Hyugga compound and wider then the Ucihia compound combined

"Well lets go inside and get some sleep."said blade.

"That's one thing we can all agree on."said riddick as they walked inside the uzamaki mason.

There was giant golden gate standing in the way with a uzumaki blood seal on it.

"I got this." said naruto as he bit his thumb,then did the following hand signs:Boar,Monkey,Tiger,Dragon,and Horse. Naruto swiped his hand on the blood seal and the gold gate glowed bright then opened. The group of five entered the compound living room and was amazed the how big the inside was. They decided to choose a room and sleep there.


well see you guys next time

naruto: bye

blade: see yea

riddick: get out of here already