Audrey sat in the waiting room, panting as her contractions got closer and closer.
"Per-cy!" her voice came out shrilly, "I promise, when this is over, we are never - aughhhhhh! - having a baby - oooh- ever agaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!"
Her hand tightened around his, and he paled considerably.
"Y-yes, dear," he stammered.
She winced again, thanking whoever was above that she had decided to wear a dress today.
"P-p-percy!" she cried, worry seeping through the edges of her voice, "I-I-I think the b-baby's comin-ing!"
"No, dear, please, just wait one more moment, the doctors will be right out, Audrey!"
"PERCY, DAMN YOU, THE BABY IS NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR THE DOCTORS. IT WANTS TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW. AND IF IT WANTS TO, WE CAN'T STOP IT," her voice pierced through the room, causing the family of the other mother to look at her.
"Be quiet, I'm sure your baby can wait," sneered an older-looking blonde woman.
"Oh yes, I'm sure it'll just wait until I can say 'okay, baby, you can come out now!' WELL GUESS WHAT LADY, IT WON'T!" she shrieked.
"Shh, dear, just take a couple deep breaths," her husband cooed.
"No- I think-" Audrey never got to finish her sentence when a loud wail filled the room.
"Au-audrey!"
Percy's mouth dropped open.
"W-well," smiled Audrey painfully, "hello, Molly Audrey Weasley II, born on 2:56 AM, 9 December 2003."
A/N: Okay, yeah. So this was written for the 'Inappropriate Time to Have a Baby Challenge' on the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges forum. It's not as good as I'd have wished it, but I think it's passable.
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