I was a little hesitant about posting this. If you get grossed out at all, I apologize. Again, this is from my 'What If' thing. I don't own FMA (be thankful). Enjoy A Cheesy Story. P.S. Al's in his human body in this story.

Edward stuffed another piece of cheese into his mouth. "Wow, you were right, Al! Cheese is the best!" he said, bits of food flying everywhere. One landed on Al's cheek and he flicked it off. "Brother, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full. It's really gross." he said. Although he still smiled despite himself. His plan worked beautifully! A couple of weeks ago, Alphonse got Ed to try cheese and crackers. And his brother has been eating it ever since. Cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, pepper jack, white cheddar, bleu cheese; you name it. He'll eat it to the point where he gets sick. But he just burps and says it was worth it.

The blonde swallowed what was in his mouth. "I can't help it!" he cried. "This is better than stew! Thanks for showing this to me!" Ed grabbed another cheese cracker and popped it into his mouth. Just then, Winry came into the dining room. Her eyes grew wide. "You're still eating those cheese and crackers, Ed?" she asked, bewildered. Ed stuck his tongue out at her as she plopped down in the chair next to him. "Wow, I'm impressed. I didn't think you'd like cheese, considering what it's made of." Ed stopped dead, mid-chew. Al's eyes grew wide with anticipation. "Why? What're they made of?" the blonde asked. Oh, no! Al frantically made a motion with his hands trying to signal Winry to not say anything else. Unfortunately, she didn't see him. She propped her elbow onto the table, resting her chin in her hand. "Well, I mean, all it really is is moldy milk, right?" she asked. Al face-palmed himself.

The whole room went quite. Ed's face went from pink, to white, to green, to puffed up. His hand shot up over his mouth. He leaped out of his chair and tore down the hall, where the whole household could hear him throwing-up a couple of week's worth of cheese. Al sighed wearily. "Thanks a lot, Win. That was the only way I could get Ed to get milk in his body!"

Sorry if I single-handedly destroyed your appetite or drove you away from cheese forever. However, if you're like me and actually know this disturbing fact and still eat it, then I have nothing to worry about. Either way I hoped you enjoyed and please feel free to review. Ciao for now! ^3^