Hiei: What are you going to do to us this time?
0015: Well...you know...I'm not really sure yet.
Kurama: Why am I here?
Mrs. Kurama (aka my sis Elfgirl): Weren't we going to plan a wedding?
Kikaider: Ack! Why wasn't I invited? I feel so neglected... ;
0015: Dummy! You're the one getting married!
Kikaider: I am? Wow, to who?
0015: ME! YOU MORON!
Kikaider: Hey, I knew that...um, sort of.
My Grams (aka Kinsia): 0015! How could you marry HIM? He's a complete idiot!
0015: No, actually, I'm just making him look stupid for my own amusement. Nothing personal, Kikaider-kins.
Mrs. Kurama: She's scarier than me when I'm on coffee.
Kurama: So you're the one who drank all my coffee!
Mrs. Kurama: Well.
Hiei: Kurama, you drink coffee?
Kurama: Well, I don't look this pretty without it.
Kikaider:
Well, actually, I stole all your coffee, and hid it in the closet,
because you look really funny without your coffee. XD
Kurama: GIVE ME BACK MY COFFEE! THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS FOLGER'S
IN YOUR CUP!
Hiei: --;;;
Kikaider: Oh, all right. -Opens closet; Mitsuko falls out- Mitsuko!
0015: NOOO! -Puts on sunglasses- Look into the red light, Kikaider.
Kikaider: Huh? Why... -Looks into light; passes out-
Kurama: I didn't know those things made you pass out. -Starts making coffee-
0015:
I didn't know either. Interesting. But I had to do that, Mitsuko,
because if Kikaider-kins realized you weren't all wrinkly like in my
fanfic, he'd marry you instead!
Mrs. Kurama: But you've hardly said anything about Mitsuko in your fanfic so far!
0015: Ack! Gave away the ending! -Puts sunglasses back on- Look into the light, everyone.
-Everyone looks into the light; passes out-
0015: Whoopsies, I'm all alone now.
-009 walks in-
009:
What happened to everyone? And why is Mitsuko Komiojii tied up on the
floor? Have you been playing with Professor Gilmore's red light-thingie
again?
((Well, uh, no one actually knows what it's actually called, heheh)
0015: Well...um.
-003 walks in-
003: Joe, have you read this fanfic? I found it on Revvi's favorite stories list.
0015: NOOOOO! DON'T USE THAT NAME!
009: Nope, anything she reads is lunacy.
003: It's about -whispers- and then we -whispers- and THEN -whispers-
009: Woah, I like that fanfic.
0015: -To audience- You'd never know 009, my older brother, has a perverted side. -wink-
003: JOE! YOU PERVERT! -Whacks him with coffee pot-
009: -Unconcious-
Kurama: -Suddenly wakes up- NOOOO! MY COFFEE!
0015: Damn it. Look into the light. -Puts on sunglasses-
Kurama: What? -Looks into the light; passes out; drools-
003: Why do you keep doing that?
0015: Well, uh.
-Yusuke walks in-
Yusuke: Woah, who hit Kurama and Hiei so hard they're unconcious?
0015: -Puts on sunglasses, yet again!- Look into the light, Yurimeshi
Yusuke: -Looks into light; passes out; -snores-
003: Quit doing that!
0015: -Pouts-
003: Give me that! -Takes red light-thingie-
0015: Nooo! My little friend, we shall meet again soon!
003: I'm giving this back to Professor Gilmore!
-Tenchi Myou walks in-
Tenchi: Hi what's up just-AHHH! IT'S THE DEVIL WOMEN!
003: Who you calling devil women? -Puts on 0015's sunglasses- Look into the light. O
Tenchi: -Looks into light; passes out-
0015: -Starts stomping on Tenchi-
-004 walks in-
004: Cool, can I join you?
0015: Sure
-Both start stomping on Tenchi-
-Sailor Scouts walk in, blabbering about truth and justice-
Mrs. Kurama: -Knocks them all out- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET MY KURAMA THIS TIME!
004: Hey, can I stomp on them too?
Mrs. Kurama: Go right ahead.
-Everyone else wakes up-
Hiei: What the HELL just happened?
Kurama: Oh, you're lucky, you only had to look at the pretty red light once.
Kikaider: . I don't feel quite as cranky now!
My Grams: -Whacks Kikaider with Kurama's coffee pot- Eh, I'm not dealing with him anymore until AFTER the wedding.
-Isaac walks in-
Isaac: Okay, I'm thinking I should leave now...-Runs-
X (aka xcisez): Nooo! Isaacy-poo, stay with X!
Isaac: Would people stop calling me that?
Hiei: It's your own fault, giving your free will to that woman.
0015: Glad you noticed, Hiei, Mr. I-Have-Eyes-In-Wrong-Places
Hiei: What's that supposed to mean?
0015: Well...ahem...a certain ex of yours told me about it and.
Hiei: I DON'T HAVE AN EX!
0015: Ahem, well...in my fanfic I'm planning to write, you do...you can be classified as.
My Grams: Granddaughter! You can't talk like that here!
0015: Oh, sorry Grams. Lets just say it was very dirty. XD
Kurama: Hiei, I never knew.
Kikaider: Ha! And you make fun of me for being a moron!
Hiei: That because you are, AND SHE'S WRITING LIES!
0015: But they're good, juicy lies. Haha.
Mrs. Kurama: You're right there. -Reads more of fanfic-
0015: Hey! It's not even written yet!
Mrs. Kurama: It's not? Then what is it?
0015: -Studies papers- Yeah, what is this?
009: Hey! That's the fanfic where 003 and I.
003: -Whacks 009 with Kurama's coffee pot again- PERVERT!
((They just make him look like a non-pervert in the show)
Kurama: Of course, it's more amusing to read about him screaming like a little girl and hiding in a box underneath his bed.
My Grams: Yes, I'll have to agree with you there.
Isaac: -Being huggled by X- CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME AWAY FROM HER?
X: Nooo. Why would they take you away, Isaacy-poo?
0015: -To audience- Note that X is older than Isaac and they are both my slaves. But I'm a good master, I don't even whip them!
Tenchi: -Wakes up- I think my neck it broken, and my spinal cord is in the wrong place, and my tush doesn't feel right.
My Grams: YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT TUSHES HERE MORON!
004: -Whacks Tenchi with Kurama's coffee pot- Hahaha. -Starts stomping on him again-
Kurama: Why do people keep taking my coffe pot? -Sets up wired fence around him and his coffee-
Mrs. Kurama: KURAMA YOU TAKE DOWN THAT FENCE BEFORE I FEED YOU TO SCRUFFY!
Kurama: Who's Scruffy?
-Giant dog walks in- ((How the hell does that thing fit in here?))
Homigawsh, a...a...CLIFFHANGER. Oh, wow. This story is so childish. -
