These are not necessarily logical. But then, since when has it been possible to have "Kuroba Kaito" and "logic" in the same idea?

Disclaimer: I do not own Kaito, Aoko, or anyone else you see here. Aoyama Gosho does.


"Kaito, why did you put the teacher in a rabbit costume?"

"Because Easter's coming up! And it was a bunny!"

"Did you really think that she wouldn't get angry and give you detention?"

"Of course I knew that! That's what I wanted!"

"Why exactly did you want detention?" Aoko asked, continuing to dutifully mop the floor.

"Because in class, it's harder to do this," Kaito replied, flipping his friend's skirt.

"Why you…You'll pay for that!" She cried, raising her mop and whacking him over the head with it.

"Oww…That hurt!" He said, sitting up and rubbing the back of his head.

"Well, you deserved it."

"Fine, fine. Room's clean, let's go home."

The next day

"Kaito, you'll be sorry!" Aoko shouted, pulling her skirt back down and grabbing the mop in the corner.

"Oh, no…" Kaito groaned, running away.

"Come back here!"

All he did was duck and jump, and eventually both found themselves laughing, although Aoko got in the occasional hit.