This is my first PJO fic. See, I had 13 fics on my old account, but those were ATLA and SS and HG fics.
Okay, here goes nothing.

Just your ordinary summer camp.

Just your ordinary prank.

Right?

Nope.


Just for fun

Stoll Brothers:

"What in the name of Chiron's tail curler's was that?"
"I think it's a condom."
"It must belong to an Aphrodite kid."
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Put it in an envelope and give it to Percy saying it's from Annabeth?"
"Well, that works too"

(25 minutes later)

Victim:

"What the-"
"Oh My Gods! It's a letter from Annabeth. Weird."
"Holy Zeus! It's a condom!"
"Pleasure Flavored? Ugh."
"I thought she was a respectable person."
"Kids these days."

Stoll Brothers:

"Hide behind the bush, quick"
"It smells here..."
"Ugh, it does. Where's the AXE?"
"Here"
(spray sounds)
"Much better"
"Anyways, that was EPIC!"
"Heck yeah!"
"Look, Percy and Annabeth are talking"

Victim:

"Um, Annabeth. Why did you send this thing to me?"
"What thing. Oh my gods..."
"Seriously. We are sixteen."
"I didn't send that, I swear. Besides, you actually would think I'd do such a thing!"
"Then who could have done this?"

Stoll Brothers:

"Clueless."
"Well, I'm off to make out with Katie Gardner."
"WHAAAAAAAT?"
"Joking."
"Oh. Not cool, dude."
"Wanna watch Epic movie."
"You raided Video only for DVDs and a new portable?"
"Yeah. That movie is just so... Epic."
"Okay."
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RB Cola PWNS Laides in a Centaur's Priority List

Party Ponies:

"Look at the Lady Pony."
"Whoa..."
"Tell me about it."
"I call her."
"Dammit. I'll waste you with my root beer tapper first."
"It's on. Supremacy match."
"Okay, say the oath."
"I solemnly swear I'm up to no good."
"No, not the Harry Potter archery contest, retard."
"Oh."
"Hey, a pile of rare RB Cola."
"Truce."


Nobody Fails

Polyphemus:

"It's nobody!"
"I'll kill nobody today."
"Nobody is running away."
"Nobody should take steroids because he is too slow."
"What's Steroids?"
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Apollo gets owned

"You want a haiku war"
"Okay it's on, Dr. Seuss"

Do not mess with me
I'm the god of poetry
As you can see

You really failed, dude
You call yourself a deity?
Can you even count?